# Misinterpreted thread titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 17, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360 "2023-01-17T17:58:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/261 "2025-09-09T15:52:14Z")

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“Can I used trinity when baking chicken?”

My first thought was of Jesus, his dad, and the pale guy. My second thought was John Lithgow’s serial killer character from _Dexter_. My third thought was of the above-ground nuclear weapon test. _None_ of those would be a great for chicken baking.

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/262 "2025-09-09T17:22:06Z")

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I bet you rarely cook Cajun or Creole food. I had a couple milliseconds of double-take, but that was it.

Had the title read “Can I bake chicken including some trinity”, the food prep context would’ve been set before encountering the term of art.

So yeah, that was a dumbly written contextless stream-of-consciousness title. But had all the ingredients (ha 😉 ) to assemble a correct understanding.

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### Author: ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/263 "2025-09-09T19:36:49Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> My third thought was of the above-ground nuclear weapon test. _None_ of those would be a great for chicken baking.

There’s a Chicken Kiev (from the Chernobyl days) joke in there somewhere.

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/264 "2025-09-09T21:25:54Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> “Can I used trinity when baking chicken?”
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> My first thought was of Jesus, his dad, and the pale guy. My second thought was John Lithgow’s serial killer character from _Dexter_. My third thought was of the above-ground nuclear weapon test. _None_ of those would be a great for chicken baking.

My first thought was that her machine gun might get hot enough to do the trick.

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### Author: ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/265 "2025-09-11T19:51:18Z")

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[Any current suggestions for a new EV?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-current-suggestions-for-a-new-ev/1022953/6)

Really, if you aren’t driving huge distances in a day 15 amps is probably good enough, but if you happen to have a 30 amp outlet in your garage you might as well use that. 50 amps might be nice to have but isn’t really necessary for most people.

(Yes, I know for a sustained load you actually need to limit it to something less than the full current rating. The above post is intended as a joke and not actual EV charging advice)

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/266 "2025-09-12T12:22:24Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> There’s a Chicken Kiev (from the Chernobyl days) joke in there somewhere.

I don’t like to nuke my chicken.

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### Author: ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/267 "2025-09-16T12:47:36Z")

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Every time the thread title [The Trump deportation news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-deportation-news-thread/1013404) comes up on the SDMB front page I get a small pleasant shock, then I drop back to grim reality.

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2025, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/268 "2025-09-19T12:34:28Z")

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[Stupid Trash Policies And Their Unintended Consequences](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-trash-policies-and-their-unintended-consequences/1023181)

Well, we already have the SRIOTD and How Has Trump Pissed You Off Today thread, so this seems redundant. They rarely have policies that _aren’t_ trash.

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### Author: ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/269 "2025-09-23T10:58:13Z")

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I opened this thread…

> [@ISO currency codes that just happen to work out](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iso-currency-codes-that-just-happen-to-work-out/1023326):
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> This is a pointless observation I’ve made (others have too, probably) which I think could be just the thing for the SDMB. The ISO currency code for the Russian ruble is RUB. This looks unimpressive until you realise that the first two letters in an ISO currency code always represent the country, and the third letter is then for the currency. So the RU in RUB doesn’t stand for ruble, it stands for Russia. It just happens to work out, by a fortunate coincidence, that these letters are also the fi…

…to see why its OP was in search of currency codes.

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/270 "2025-09-23T20:32:48Z")

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Likewise with [Unintended Consequences From $100k Visas?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unintended-consequences-from-100k-visas/1023317/5)

Maybe Elon Musk has a credit card with a credit limit that big.

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/271 "2025-09-23T21:45:24Z")

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$100k credit limits are not the province of trillionaires.

I have no doubt several Dopers have such a card.

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### Author: ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/272 "2025-09-23T21:55:45Z")

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When I read [talk to me about transplanting iris and daylilies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-to-me-about-transplanting-iris-and-daylilies/1023333) I thought about eye transplants and was wondering what organ a daylilie might be. Got me thinking about transplanting pupils, which are a thing that is not there, a hole where the iris is not, and whether they could be transplanted at all, philosophically speaking. And from pupils I got to teachers, which are much easier to transplant, and then…

I opened the thread, and was very disapointed.

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/273 "2025-09-23T23:09:10Z")

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I’d like to order one of whatever you’ve been drinking. 😉

More seriously, those branching adventures off differing meanings of words can be so fun.

So what body part _is_ the daylilly?

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### Author: ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/274 "2025-09-24T04:02:32Z")

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> [@When is it okay to speak badly about the Dead?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-it-okay-to-speak-badly-about-the-dead/1023327/42):
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> A friend of mine used to be a funeral director. She would occasionally regale us with tales of horrendous speeches given at funerals, generally by children of the deceased.

I find the drum solos boring, and I prefer Amercone Dream to Cherry Garcia.

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### Author: ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/275 "2025-09-24T16:24:26Z")

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[Help wanted: composting, especially bokashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-wanted-composting-especially-bokashi/1023357)

Before opening the thread I assumed that “bokashi” was some hipster vegetable I had never heard of.

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/276 "2025-09-24T16:46:51Z")

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[Some American tourists are flagjacking; Canadians are not amused](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-american-tourists-are-flagjacking-canadians-are-not-amused/1023323)

I assumed the 'Muricans in question were stealing Canadian flags and maybe proudly displaying them from the beds of their pickups?

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/277 "2025-09-24T21:29:11Z")

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It isn’t?

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### Author: ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/278 "2025-09-29T13:33:58Z")

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[The Sting comments about the movie and a few questions (Spoilers of course, film is over 50 years old)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sting-comments-about-the-movie-and-a-few-questions-spoilers-of-course-film-is-over-50-years-old/1023449)

What are these comments Gordon Sumner made, and about which movie?

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/279 "2025-09-29T13:47:14Z")

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[At least you put this in the correct thread.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1746)

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And on that note, misinterpretation of a misread one by another Doper:

> [@Misread thread titles](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1747):
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> [What happens when Trump comes on the SDMB?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-when-trump-comes-for-the-sdmb/1022598)

Call out the janitor to do his solemn (if disgusting) duty?

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/280 "2025-09-29T15:12:11Z")

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[I have seen Oz behind the curtain, or My AI’s pants fell down](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-seen-oz-behind-the-curtain-or-my-ais-pants-fell-down/1023472)

I eagerly awaited **Stoid** to tell us all about her vacation to Australia and the things she discovered behind the tourist facade (where her imbibing Aussie friend Al had some issues with his belt buckle at the Land Down Under tavern), but, alas, no.

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