# Misinterpreted thread titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360 "2023-01-17T17:58:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/141 "2025-01-05T03:23:51Z")

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Not an actual thread here, but in the same spirit… I’ve apparently been living under a rock and had never heard of the Honey browser extension before, so when the LegalEagle video titled “I’m Suing Honey” showed up in my YouTube recommendations, I thought he was suing the sweet sticky stuff bees make. Or more realistically, a company that sells the stuff.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/142 "2025-01-05T15:08:41Z")

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If you’re actually interested in the Honey browser extension story we have two threads on it. One from last month & one going right now:

> [@Honey browser extension is a scam?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-browser-extension-is-a-scam/1012015):
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> [This YouTube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc4yL3YTwWk&ab_channel=MegaLag) says so, and brings the receipts. The video claims that Honey: claims to find consumers the best available discounts, but definitely doesn’t steals commissions from affiliate links allows advertisers to block consumers from finding & using discounts they may have found And this is only the “Part 1” video.

> [@Do you use the Honey browser extension?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-use-the-honey-browser-extension/1012506):
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> I don’t know all of the technical details, but apparently they’ve been stealing from content creators for years. Honey was recently bought by Paypal, and now they’re being sued. [LegalEagle explains it all here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H4sScCB1cY)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/143 "2025-01-06T23:28:47Z")

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“So I’m Getting 1600 Square Feet… Way too long”

So 800 feet long by two feet wide?

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/144 "2025-01-06T23:33:54Z")

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South Korea  
Martial

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/145 "2025-01-06T23:45:27Z")

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I too was baffled as to what he meant in that title. Severe units confusion was my initial diagnosis before I clicked.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/146 "2025-01-06T23:52:01Z")

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[SDMB rules 9/12/2023](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-rules-9-12-2023/990013)

SDMB was the greatest thing in the Universe. In 2023. For 24 hours.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/147 "2025-01-06T23:54:58Z")

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[Man, people are weird about CASH](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-people-are-weird-about-cash/1012591/19)

I think Johnny Cash was a good musician, but I guess there’s no accounting for taste.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/148 "2025-01-07T01:35:08Z")

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And also…

[The mathematics of McDonald’s Monopoly](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mathematics-of-mcdonald-s-monopoly/1012108)

I thought the poster was claiming McDonald’s had a monopoly on fast food burgers, because math, or something.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/149 "2025-01-29T01:28:40Z")

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[Wheel running in the wild](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wheel-running-in-the-wild/1013500/18)

I keep picturing a wheel, like from a car, rolling on its own through the wilderness.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/150 "2025-01-29T01:56:06Z")

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> **[Free Wheel - TV Tropes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreeWheel)**
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> When a car is wrecked (or explodes), often a lone wheel will be seen rolling (or flying) away from the vehicle. Since Every Car Is a Pinto, it may well be on fire. This is pretty much only used comically. Also often seen after an Offscreen Crash …

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/151 "2025-02-04T18:56:01Z")

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[Photographers: Tips on shooting the Northern Lights?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photographers-tips-on-shooting-the-northern-lights/1013383)

_Even with_ the very first word being “Photographers”, I _still_ keep misreading this as shooting the northern lights with a gun. Which would not work as well as be pointless, but it takes all kinds I guess.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/152 "2025-02-04T20:14:01Z")

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It’s the modern violent USA’s cultural update of old men yelling at clouds. Now they shoot at them.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/153 "2025-02-05T20:17:45Z")

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[Instead of the New Yorker?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-the-new-yorker/1013922/3)

I keep thinking “person from New York” rather than the magazine. Like the poster wants to get rid of someone from New York and replace them with someone else.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/154 "2025-02-05T21:36:03Z")

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Florida Man!

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/155 "2025-02-06T17:47:15Z")

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[Musician’s Claim on Stradivarius - Does it Make Sense?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musicians-claim-on-stradivarius-does-it-make-sense/1013961)

I assumed this would be a legal question about a claim for ownership.

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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/156 "2025-02-10T21:10:05Z")

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[Do you think we could train or tame dinosaurs?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-we-could-train-or-tame-dinosaurs/1014140)

I am quite certain a T-Rex could be trained and tamed to become a productive member of society. True, it might face discrimination and ridicule at first (because of its short arms and tail), but I think after the initial offenders were munched, that wouldn’t be so much of a problem.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/157 "2025-02-10T23:14:58Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> They’re so cute

They are not. They are the stinky, viscious chickens of the sea. But with bad attitude.

We have a smalll population of these evil fuckers in Cape Town. On certain beaches, you start to get that uncanny feeling of being watched… and a look in the bushes will reveal a murderous penguin.

They look OK in photos, but in real life, if they could, they would swallow you in one gulp.

They are a protected species, otherwise I’d murder them and feast on their fishy meat.

Well, maybe not “feast”, just “eat”.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/158 "2025-02-11T05:49:18Z")

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[Would rap/hip hop/KL fans explain the Superbowl halftime show to me?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-rap-hip-hop-kl-fans-explain-the-superbowl-halftime-show-to-me/1014131)

I have fans?!?!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/159 "2025-02-11T12:50:10Z")

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You sure do, Honey! 😍

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/160 "2025-02-11T20:43:17Z")

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[Only 2 dates, but Valentines Day is Friday. What to do?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/only-2-dates-but-valentines-day-is-friday-what-to-do/1014185/2)

I initially took this as meaning the OP has dates with two different women on Valentines day, and was planning some sitcom style hijinks to juggle both of them.

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