# Misinterpreted thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360 "2023-01-17T17:58:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 5
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/5 "2023-05-18T23:10:26Z")
“Get on the fucking airplane or I’ll blow your fucking head off” works. Short, simple, and to the point. > [@Best Order to Board an Airplane?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-order-to-board-an-airplane/984244/8): > > Boarding aeroplanes is a classic example of Queue Theory. You can have the most effective method suggested by the [Steffen Boarding Method](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steffen_Boarding_Method#:~:text=The%20Steffen%20Boarding%20Method%2C%20also,astrophysicist%20Jason%20Steffen%20in%202008.) which is very efficient but requires an essentially perfectly ordered queue of “standard” passengers to work. It just moves the point of interruption inside the terminal. This is actually safer but passengers find queueing in the terminal more of an irritation than queuing onboard. If you allow passengers to be people and do what they think best suits them t… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360)._