# Mismatch the slogan and the product. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/1 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")
I don’t know if this is a fun game, or maybe just my idle brain on a Friday night that thinks it’s fun. But I thought of combining one ad slogan / tag-line with the wrong product / service /event could be fun. And I’m sure smarter people than me can make hilarious contributions. Trojan - Because you’re worth it. George Bush - On the air, unaware. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/2 "2004-09-03T22:21:41Z")
“We answer to a higher authority” - NORML ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/3 "2004-09-03T23:28:56Z")
KY - _Where’s the **beef**?_ Lifestyles Condoms - Beef, it’s what’s for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/4 "2004-09-03T23:30:35Z")
KY - “Are you gellin’?” Grecian Formula - “It’s the real thing” ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/5 "2004-09-04T00:58:44Z")
Prozac- The quilted quicker-picker-uper Trojans- A girl’s best friend ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/6 "2004-09-04T01:05:26Z")
The George W. Bush reelection fund : “How else could two months’ salary last forever?” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/7 "2004-09-04T02:11:01Z")
Viagra: Like a rock. ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/8 "2004-09-04T02:35:17Z")
Ex-Lax: Snap! Crackle! Pop! Tylenol: Betcha can’t eat just one. Vaseline Intensive Care: Finger-lickin’ good. Charmin toilet paper: Good to the last drop, or You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you wipe your ass with Charmin! Flavored condoms: Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name (hee hee!) ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/9 "2004-09-04T02:38:12Z")
Viagra: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. I’m en fuego! ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/10 "2004-09-04T02:45:37Z")
Wonderbra: Double your pleasure, double your fun. Thighmaster: The best seat in the house. First Response Home Pregnancy Test: Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven. Ex-Lax: Once you pop, you can’t stop or Plop Plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is! (damn, ex-lax is easy). This is fun! ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/11 "2004-09-04T05:22:36Z")
Today Sponge: Is it in you? Victoria’s Secret: It’s everywhere you want to be. Aunt Jemima’s Syrup: What can Brown do for you? FDS (Feminine Deoderant Spray): Does she… or doesn’t she? Maximum Strength Monostat 3: It’s the cheesiest! Metamucil: The best seat in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/12 "2004-09-04T05:47:40Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Viagra: Like a rock. That gets even better if you throw in the next line of the song, “STANDIN’ ARROW STRAIGHT!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/13 "2004-09-04T06:31:45Z")
> [@Grasshopper](#): > > Flavored condoms: Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name (hee hee!) :snort: I _knew_ there were witty people out there. This is fun reading. How 'bout these slogans: I’m lovin it, Because you’re worth it, Be Afraid. Be very Afraid? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/14 "2004-09-04T07:03:59Z")
KY Jelly: Is it in you? George W Bush Re-Election Campaign: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. McDonald’s: Because you’re worth it. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/15 "2004-09-04T17:54:44Z")
No-Doz: _(little kid whispering)_ Zoom-zoom. Real Doll: I’m lovin it. San Diego Zoo: I’d walk a mile for a camel (and probably will, too). ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/16 "2004-09-04T19:47:11Z")
“My husband, some hotshot. Here’s his ancient Chinese secret- flavored condoms!” ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/17 "2004-09-04T21:55:58Z")
“That’s a spicy condom!” Ex-Lax–“Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!” ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/18 "2004-09-05T06:36:52Z")
Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Fruit-Pies, and Snowballs: The San Francisco treat. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/19 "2004-09-05T19:22:05Z")
Straight Dope: It’s what’s for dinner. Straight Dope: When you care enough to post the very best. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/20 "2004-09-05T19:34:51Z")
Today Sponge: The Quicker Picker Upper KY: He LIKES it, HEY _MIKEY!_ Viagra: _She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, **and never let you forget you’re a man** _! McDonalds: Mom… did you ever have that ‘not so fresh feeling?’ Burger King: Excedrin headache number 21 Hardees: Kills bugs _dead_. KFC: _Meow, meow, meow, meow…_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032.md?page=2)