# Mismatch the slogan and the product. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/21 "2004-09-05T19:38:27Z")
Straight Dope: May cause anal leakage. Straight Dope: If Cecil starts to glow, duck and cover. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/22 "2004-09-05T22:45:31Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > KFC: _Meow, meow, meow, meow…_ Or, of course, that could be your local Chinese food place. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/23 "2004-09-06T00:21:10Z")
Any “male enhancement” ad, and the slogan “Size…Does…Matter.” ExLax, “Where do you want to go today?” Feminine freshness ads - “It’s the cheese”. Jolt Cola - Zoom zoom ---
**Author:** ![Iacob\_Matthew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Iacob\_Matthew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iacob_Matthew)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/24 "2004-09-06T00:58:07Z")
I can’t claim this to be my own, but I forget where it’s from: > [@](#): > > Viagra: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/25 "2004-09-06T02:24:15Z")
A great number of fall movie releases, like, say, The Notebook: “Ah, the power of cheese.” ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/26 "2004-09-06T03:26:11Z")
Otis Elevator Company: Good till the last drop. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/27 "2004-09-06T16:31:18Z")
Kotex Pads/Tampax - Good to the last drop. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![b\_anthracis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@b\_anthracis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/b_anthracis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/28 "2004-09-06T16:45:04Z")
(Any of the various sex-toys): “when you’re here, you’re family!” (ew!) Metamucil / Ex-Lax: “Our mobility experts will do whatever it takes!” (my apologies if this is a local thing, but the TV here in upstate NY has been airing ads for “The Scooter Store” non-stop - picture the “Rascal” episode of Seinfeld, and you’ve got it.) ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/29 "2004-09-06T19:56:22Z")
Trojan: Just do it. Straight Dope: The best part of waking up. Sylvan Learning Centre: Fighting ignorance since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/30 "2004-09-06T21:44:14Z")
George Bush: Too rich, too thick, to run (And I actually pasted an oppostion candidates bumper sticker over this Heinz ad when I was working on a campaing once.) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/31 "2004-09-07T00:05:48Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Or, of course, that could be your local Chinese food place. I was staying away from nasty ethnic stereotypes. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/32 "2004-09-07T00:07:42Z")
Cloning: “Double your pleasure, double your fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/33 "2004-09-07T16:34:48Z")
A Johnny Carson classic: _Constipated? Call your Roto-Rooter man!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/34 "2004-09-07T19:30:04Z")
Viagra: “[Put _your_ spin on it.](http://www.kswiss.com/)”(Warning, link makes noise). Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/35 "2004-09-07T19:47:27Z")
Armour Hot Dogs: It’s the cows. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/36 "2004-09-08T01:14:57Z")
[Boomerang Cozmo](http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/boomerangc.html) (or many other drinks): Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/37 "2004-09-08T04:04:13Z")
Trojan “warming condoms”: MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM — Toasty! Summer’s Eve: Eat Fresh! FDS: The Fresh-maker! Kotex feminine napkins: Think outside the box. Ex-Lax: It keeps going and going and going… KY (or Preparation H): A little dab’ll do ya. Viagra: Get more. Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum: Kid-tested, mother-approved. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/38 "2004-09-08T05:08:48Z")
> [@Guy Incognito](#): > > Trojan “warming condoms”: MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM — Toasty! Trojan warming condoms: [“We love the suuubs…”](http://slate.msn.com/id/2095868/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/39 "2004-09-08T06:26:12Z")
George Bush: Run for the border. Trojan: It’s fun to play together. Ex Lax: I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops Since 9/11 I guess no airline would want: Fly now. Shovel later. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/40 "2004-09-08T06:35:18Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > I was staying away from nasty ethnic stereotypes. I didn’t create it, I’m just using it because it’s there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032.md?page=3)