# Mismatch the slogan and the product. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![b\_anthracis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@b\_anthracis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/b_anthracis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/41 "2004-09-08T18:36:37Z")
> [@coffeecat](#): > > Otis Elevator Company - Good to the last drop. > [@Lady Venom](#): > > Kotex Pads/Tampax - Good to the last drop. :eek: With my apologies, Ex-Lax: good to the last drop. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![b\_anthracis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@b\_anthracis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/b_anthracis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/42 "2004-09-08T18:54:29Z")
[Reality:](http://www.managingcontraception.com/choices/ch-femcndm.html) takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’! ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/43 "2004-09-08T21:02:22Z")
This is very, very tacky: United Airlines: I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up! ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/44 "2004-09-08T22:21:28Z")
Viagra - We try harder. Superglue - Connecting people. Rove, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, Bush - Five Criminals . One Line Up . No Coincidence. (for pubbies: Bill, Hillary, Reno, Gore, Albright) Whirlpool - Mischief. Mayhem. Soap. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/45 "2004-09-08T23:38:48Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#): > > Aunt Jemima’s Syrup: What can Brown do for you? No no no. Ex-lax - What can Brown do for you (your right Grasshopper, exlax is easy :D) Armour Hotdogs - Where the pets go. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/46 "2004-09-09T01:34:00Z")
surprised no one’s done this one yet… Microsoft - Resistance is Futile ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/47 "2004-09-09T01:50:20Z")
Tampons - Is it in you? The Real Doll - The best a man can get. Viagra - Get it in 30 minutes or it’s free. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/48 "2004-09-09T09:19:24Z")
The New GTO: Have you had your V-8 today? Valtrex (Herpes meds): Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much Choosey Moms Choose Ortho Evra Viagra: When you care enough to send the very best KY Warming Liquid: Reach out and touch someone US Army: Do you have the Captain in you? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/49 "2004-09-09T16:38:36Z")
Ex-Lax: Where do you want to go today? (Yes, Ex-Lax is so versatile!) LSD: Think different MTV: This is your brain on drugs Fatal Attraction: Do you have the bunny inside? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/50 "2004-09-09T19:09:10Z")
Sigfried and Roy-Show 'em your a tiger, show 'em what tigers do… The Kerry Campaign- It’s the right thing to do. Summer’s Eve- The Freshmaker! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/51 "2004-09-10T03:07:33Z")
Trojan: What’s in your wallet? John Kerry: Some times you feel like a nut Child abuse awareness spot(parent confessional type): It’s shake n’ bake and I helped ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/52 "2004-09-10T13:40:34Z")
Tampax : it gets the red out. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/53 "2004-09-10T18:28:04Z")
**any Coffee Brand** It’s the Quicker Picker Upper. **Viagra** It’s the Real Thing. **Karoke** Is it live or is it Memorex? **Any Anti-Physcotic Med** sometimes you feel like a nut. **Trojan** Don’t leave home without it. **Bush’s Campaign** We answer to a higher Authority. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/54 "2004-09-10T18:31:13Z")
**KY Warming Lotion** Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. **Viagra** Like a Rock. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/55 "2004-09-10T18:36:45Z")
**Any Hearing Aid Product** Can you hear me now? **Viagara** We Bring Good Things To Life. Viagra is way too easy and fun. **Viagra** We Try Harder. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/56 "2004-09-10T18:43:19Z")
\*\*Wall Street Journal and Metamucil: \*\* I think, therefore IBM. ---
**Author:** ![JackPoint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/278dde/32.png) [@JackPoint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackPoint)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/57 "2004-09-10T21:56:17Z")
Breast implants - Is it live? Or is it Mammorex? ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/58 "2004-09-12T00:03:09Z")
ExLax: Where do you want to go today? ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/59 "2004-09-12T00:18:54Z")
**Wonderbra** or **Viagra** : The quilted quicker picker upper. **Any music cd or concert** : Can you hear me now? **Golf clubs** : Built for drivers. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/60 "2004-09-12T16:42:01Z")
Ex-Lax: Plop plop. Fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is… Or: Ex-Lax: We try harder. Honey Nut Cheerios: Be(e) you. A new Dog Exercising machine: meow meow meow meow. Swearing: Freshens bad breath. Tampax: What’s in there? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032.md?page=4)