# Mismatch the slogan and the product. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Stufish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stufish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stufish)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/61 "2004-12-03T22:13:03Z")
I came to the game a little bit late, but I have a few submissons: **Thorazine®** Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. **American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons** You deserve a break today. **Penicillin** Clap on! Clap off! **Halliburton** Business without boundaries. **Mattel® Barbie Dolls** Look Ma, no cavities! **The victorious Bush reelection campaign** Run for the border. **Penile reduction surgery** Less irritating to the throat. :eek: and of course the mandatory- **Viagra** When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. and the _even more_ mandatory- **Ex-Lax** I think, therefore IBM ---
**Author:** ![Stufish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stufish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stufish)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/62 "2004-12-04T06:11:56Z")
Oops, that’s a little bit embarassing, I didn’t realize there was a page two! Then I read it after I posted. Sorry about the unintended plagerism on a couple of those (also must have missed the George Bush- run for the border on page one.) ---
**Author:** ![emilyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@emilyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emilyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/63 "2006-03-23T00:23:50Z")
Viagra - It keeps going and going and going… Playtex Tampons - It’s everywhere you want to be. ---
**Author:** ![emilyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@emilyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emilyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/64 "2006-03-23T00:49:12Z")
Trojan - If it’s on, it’s in. ---
**Author:** ![emilyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@emilyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emilyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/65 "2006-03-23T01:08:41Z")
Trojan - Like a rock. ---
**Author:** ![emilyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@emilyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emilyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/66 "2006-03-23T01:12:01Z")
Actually, Viagra would work better. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/67 "2006-03-23T02:16:14Z")
**Feria** - Maybe she’s born with it? **Enzyte** - Be afraid, be very afraid. **Any hearing aid** - Can you hear me now? Good! **Trojan** - Is ready when you are. (Delta) **KY** - A little dab’ll do ya. **Viagra** - We bring good things to life. **Dulcolax** - When it absolutely, positively has to be overnight. ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/68 "2006-03-23T02:59:09Z")
Castor Oil - Just For The Taste Of It ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/69 "2006-03-23T04:21:17Z")
micro$oft; "Resistance is Futile, you will be Assimilated ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/70 "2006-03-23T04:26:48Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > micro$oft; "Resistance is Futile, you will be Assimilated D’oh, sorry everyone, forgot i posted to this thread earlier, mods feel free to dissapear this post ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/71 "2006-03-23T12:54:05Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > micro$oft; "Resistance is Futile, you will be Assimilated I don’t think that’s a slogan, _per se_. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/72 "2006-03-23T16:12:52Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#): > > Maximum Strength Monostat 3: It’s the cheesiest! Ugh! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Peeps: Little. Yellow. Different. Better. The birth control patch: It looks GOOD on ya! ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/73 "2006-03-23T17:01:42Z")
**Cialis** : “Manly, yes, but I like it too!” **Ex-Lax** : "_An-ti-ci-pation_ " **San Francisco Tourism Board** “We’re looking for a few good men” ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/74 "2006-03-23T19:47:39Z")
Ralph Nader: An Army of One NASCAR: It keeps going and going and going and going… I am stuck on Krazy Glue 'cause Krazy Glue’s stuck on me! Drano: Obey your thirst. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/75 "2006-03-23T20:35:24Z")
Cialis: ---- WHAAAAATTTTTSSSS UPPPPP? SPAM: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/76 "2006-03-23T20:39:05Z")
That should be: SPAM: You’ve Got Mail. Urologist: Good Nuts are Good Health. Florida Vacations: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. NASA: In space, no one can hear you scream. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/77 "2006-03-23T21:11:07Z")
Yet another Viagra candidate: “It Takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper!” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/78 "2006-03-23T21:12:41Z")
> [@coffeecat](#): > > Otis Elevator Company - Good to the last drop. Brilliant! > [@Beadalin](#): > > Peeps: Little. Yellow. Different. Better. Awww. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/79 "2006-03-23T21:35:12Z")
Exxon: We Run the Tightest Ship in the Shipping Business. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/80 "2006-03-23T21:38:36Z")
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