# Mismatch the slogan and the product.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032 "2004-09-03T21:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/81 "2006-03-23T21:40:32Z")

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Full Metal Jacket: Sorry, Charlie.  
Pretty Baby: Trix are for Kids.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mismatch-the-slogan-and-the-product/263032/82 "2006-03-23T22:03:39Z")

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Epilady - Ch-ch-ch-chia!  
Hustler Video - We do it your way.  
Vagisil - The tingling means it’s working!  
Depends - You’re soaking in it!  
Scientology - Sometimes you feel like a nut…  
Trojan - We’ve got it covered.  
KY - Every kiss begins with Kay.  
Massengil - Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet.  
Ultimate Fighting - Never wear black, without the blue.  
Anorexia clinic - You gotta eat!  
Bush Administration - No rules, just right.

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