In response to my:
The Doc said,
(In my best 900-number voice)
Oooh, Doctor… would this require an office consultation?
I’m being a vewy, vewy bad girl today.
What, ya mean Monsanto doesn’t rhyme with Toronto? My apologies to all the Monsantans.
Christiana sez of a street in NY:
The soon-to-be-reborn omninot opines:
Not here it ain’t. Georgia has a county named Houston. It’s pronounced “HOUSE ton” here as well. It’s just those damned Texans who can’t talk right. 
The lovely Canthearya coos:
::trying to sound professional while under extreme pressure::
That won’t be necessary, ma’am. This treatment is most commonly administered while the patient is bed-ridden.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik