# Misread Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457 "2010-02-26T00:11:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/21 "2010-03-05T17:11:04Z")

</div>

**Hatchbacks are awesome.** --\> **Hunchbacks are awesome.**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/22 "2010-03-05T17:19:44Z")

</div>

> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
>
> **Hatchbacks are awesome.** –\> **Hunchbacks are awesome.**

Yes!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![beatlejuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@beatlejuice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beatlejuice)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/23 "2010-03-05T17:53:02Z")

</div>

Ask the Celticist \> Ask the cellist

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/24 "2010-03-05T18:12:18Z")

</div>

Maybe it’s a flashback to Sinatra days, but

**Bread Storage** looks like  
**Broad Storage**

Hey, would anybody reply to a new thread where you give snotty replies to titles of other threads that you just didn’t want to spoil by replying to in the thread itself?

I recall such a thread from a while back and it got pretty crazy.

There’s one about intelligent dogs that begs to be addressed with some snark.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/25 "2010-03-05T18:29:08Z")

</div>

> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
>
> Sending out generic resume’s  
> Sending out genetic resume’s

The first one seems a lot more fun.

> [@Paintcharge](#):
>
> Is Auchentoshin a Good Single Malt?
> 
> Turns into
> 
> Is Autism a good Single Malt

Heh, I read the first one as ‘Is Ashton Kutcher A good single malt?’ which just confuses the hell outta me.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/26 "2010-03-08T08:50:19Z")

</div>

While scanning MPSIMS, I thought came across this:

“My Hatred of Jews is Raw and Unmatched”.

It looks like the perfect thread for a flame-war! Then I looked again:  
[“My Hatred of **Jewel** is Raw and Unmatched”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554307)

Oh phew.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/27 "2024-12-06T10:49:47Z")

</div>

[Monty Python Competiton #25 - December, 2024 - “Texture”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monthly-photo-competition-25-december-2024-texture/1011173)

Is like a quiz show or something? Or do all the quotes you paste have to include the word?

`//i\\`

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/28 "2024-12-08T14:26:17Z")

</div>

[Trusting new beers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasting-new-beers/950724)

“_You_ try it.”  
“No, _you_ try it.”  
“Let’s get Mikey to try it. He hates beer!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/29 "2024-12-12T07:38:51Z")

</div>

[Analysis of the last leg of Amelia Earhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-analysis-of-the-last-leg-of-amelia-earharts-flight/1011510).

🤢

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/30 "2024-12-14T16:52:45Z")

</div>

[Christmas Tree Pica](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-tree-pics/1011397)

We don’t have ornaments this year, the kids ate 'em all.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/31 "2024-12-14T17:21:02Z")

</div>

[Has anyone else had the absolute worst fuck with Tinder or online dating?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-else-had-the-absolute-worst-luck-with-tinder-or-online-dating/1011526)

Maybe don’t expect too much from online dating…

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457.md?page=1)
