# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/181 "2021-02-06T22:57:30Z")
Not misread, but I’m thinking about how that thread was wasted–thanks to Discourse, nobody will be able to use this title again! # [Is there a way to twist this destroyed umbraco on my bicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-twist-this-destroyed-umbraco-on-my-bicycle/932342) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/182 "2021-02-25T21:15:48Z")
[Frasier Robot; Threat or Menace?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frasier-reboot-threat-or-menace/933722/1) I can’t imagine a robot that enjoys opera and fine wine could be much of a menace, but you never know. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/183 "2021-06-03T16:06:14Z")
[So, I started a Starbucks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-started-a-substack/943518/8) I was genuinely confused when I opened the thread and it wasn’t about the poster opening a Starbucks franchise. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/184 "2021-06-12T04:00:35Z")
I keep reading this thread about going to bed with a swinging señor: # [Tell Me About Sleeping with a FreeStyle Libre Sensor](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-sleeping-with-a-freestyle-libre-sensor/943776) ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/185 "2021-06-12T14:32:49Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > I keep reading this thread about going to bed with a swinging señor: Hey, one of my thread titles made it here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/186 "2021-06-12T15:38:44Z")
Well, with a user-name like that, what do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/187 "2021-06-12T21:55:51Z")
Two consecutive thread titles that I merged into one: **Amazon wanting me to answer customer questions** and **Arizona to use Zyklon B to kill prisoners** became **Amazon wants to use Zyklon B to kill customers** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/188 "2021-06-16T16:38:14Z")
I read it as “Tell Me About Sleeping with a FreeStyle Library Censor”. (Mrs. J. is a hot ex-librarian). ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/189 "2021-06-20T02:41:01Z")
Brag, brag, brag…😀 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/190 "2021-06-20T02:43:00Z")
**Are you re-thinking Judaical activism?** I think B’nai Brith and the Anti-Defamation League have things nicely covered. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/191 "2021-06-21T00:12:36Z")
[Is a Dope kit a thing to you](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-dopp-kit-a-thing-to-you/944668/4) I momentarily wondered if some of you had Straight Dope Kits at home, and what such a kit might contain. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/192 "2021-06-21T05:14:49Z")
Nice one. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/193 "2021-06-21T06:50:06Z")
Electric Scooters for Allah ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/194 "2021-06-24T04:43:01Z")
Thaanks!😊 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/195 "2021-06-24T17:37:10Z")
Hubby parts unavailable during the Pandemic Sorry ladies, fresh cuts have all but vanished. I hear you can still order canned hubby parts on Amazon, but they’re pricey. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/196 "2021-06-28T15:18:52Z")
~~NSEW~~ **NSFW: How far have you been in each cardinal direction?** Do you mean, counting or not counting Amsterdam, IYKWIM? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/197 "2021-06-28T16:29:19Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > [Is a Dope kit a thing to you](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-dopp-kit-a-thing-to-you/944668/4) > > I momentarily wondered if some of you had Straight Dope Kits at home, and what such a kit might contain. [I beat ya to it in said thread.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-dopp-kit-a-thing-to-you/944668/27) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/198 "2021-06-28T22:12:08Z")
I keep seeing In the MICU, what is a god? because I’ve known some MDs who believed they were divine. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/199 "2021-06-29T04:02:20Z")
I Mis-read the Hell out of one today. Songs about a … specific… um, proclivity? I saw it as 😺 🐕 🦁 🦌 🐃 🦒 🐿 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/200 "2021-07-01T17:09:48Z")
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