# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![beatlejuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@beatlejuice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beatlejuice)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2183 "2010-03-05T17:53:02Z")
Ask the Celticist \> Ask the cellist ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2184 "2010-03-05T18:12:18Z")
Maybe it’s a flashback to Sinatra days, but **Bread Storage** looks like **Broad Storage** Hey, would anybody reply to a new thread where you give snotty replies to titles of other threads that you just didn’t want to spoil by replying to in the thread itself? I recall such a thread from a while back and it got pretty crazy. There’s one about intelligent dogs that begs to be addressed with some snark. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2185 "2010-03-05T18:29:08Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > Sending out generic resume’s > Sending out genetic resume’s The first one seems a lot more fun. > [@Misread Thread Titles](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/530457/20): > > Is Auchentoshin a Good Single Malt? > > Turns into > > Is Autism a good Single Malt Heh, I read the first one as ‘Is Ashton Kutcher A good single malt?’ which just confuses the hell outta me. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2186 "2010-03-08T08:50:19Z")
While scanning MPSIMS, I thought came across this: “My Hatred of Jews is Raw and Unmatched”. It looks like the perfect thread for a flame-war! Then I looked again: [“My Hatred of **Jewel** is Raw and Unmatched”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554307) Oh phew. ---
**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2187 "2024-12-06T10:49:47Z")
[Monty Python Competiton #25 - December, 2024 - “Texture”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monthly-photo-competition-25-december-2024-texture/1011173) Is like a quiz show or something? Or do all the quotes you paste have to include the word? `//i\\` ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2188 "2024-12-08T14:26:17Z")
[Trusting new beers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasting-new-beers/950724) “_You_ try it.” “No, _you_ try it.” “Let’s get Mikey to try it. He hates beer!” ---
**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2189 "2024-12-12T07:38:51Z")
[Analysis of the last leg of Amelia Earhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-analysis-of-the-last-leg-of-amelia-earharts-flight/1011510). 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2190 "2024-12-14T16:52:45Z")
[Christmas Tree Pica](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-tree-pics/1011397) We don’t have ornaments this year, the kids ate 'em all. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2191 "2024-12-14T17:21:02Z")
[Has anyone else had the absolute worst fuck with Tinder or online dating?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-anyone-else-had-the-absolute-worst-luck-with-tinder-or-online-dating/1011526) Maybe don’t expect too much from online dating… ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2192 "2026-11-08T08:33:11Z")
[Is there any future for communion? [De-frocked thread]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-future-for-communism-de-trocked-thread/1034526/35) Not entirely why my mind saw that, and thought of the Catholic church. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2193 "2026-11-08T18:48:11Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Not entirely why my mind saw that, and thought of the Catholic church. They could start by improving the flavor and texture of those communion hosts. I hear the kids like spicy foods now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2194 "2026-11-08T23:38:30Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > They could start by improving the flavor and texture of those communion hosts. The Lord is risen and so should be the bread of communion. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2195 "2026-11-09T18:05:03Z")
I guess the “Target Shooting Thread” is not about a shooting at Target. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2196 "2026-11-09T18:47:41Z")
[I’m so happy that loser jeans are back in style](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-happy-that-looser-jeans-are-back-in-style/1034736) These can only mean carrot fit jeans like they were popular in the early 80s. Please don’t let them get a comeback! I’m still shuddering at the thought that I had two pairs of them when I was 14. It also shatters my punk credibility. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2197 "2026-11-09T18:59:45Z")
That’s exactly what I was coming to post, although I couldn’t picture exactly what “loser jeans” were. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2198 "2026-11-10T01:09:26Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > [Is there any future for communion? [De-frocked thread]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-future-for-communism-de-trocked-thread/1034526/35) > > Not entirely why my mind saw that, and thought of the Catholic church. I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2199 "2026-11-10T04:40:33Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > [I’m so happy that loser jeans are back in style](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-happy-that-looser-jeans-are-back-in-style/1034736) > > These can only mean carrot fit jeans like they were popular in the early 80s. Please don’t let them get a comeback! I have no idea what you’re talking about. (I don’t have time to read a thread about them.) Me? I wear Levi’s 501s. I’ve worn them since I was a kid (except when my mom wrongly bought me Sears Toughskins). My wife gave me a pair of 505s that didn’t fit her, and I have a black, and a blue, pair of 511s. In the storage unit, I have a pair of Diesels I bought in the '90s, and another ‘fashion’ pair of jeans, whose brand I don’t remember. I’m fine with button-front 502s. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2200 "2026-11-14T15:08:10Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > The Lord is risen and so should be the bread of communion. 😁 It can’t/ The Church recipe specifically calls for Unleavened Bread. Although it doesn’t have to taste like the Satellite Wafers candy shells. One community I was in used parishoner-provided honey cakes, scored and sliced. KInd of like having Communion with Beorn. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2201 "2026-11-14T15:21:43Z")
Well, i messed up. I intended to merge the threads keeping them in date order, but i missed the option, and just copied a bunch of old posts at the end of this thread. I don’t think i can fix it now. I guess i should have gone for the “close the other one” option. Enjoy the links to funny old titles, i guess. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2202 "2026-11-14T15:30:04Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > > [@Pleonast](#): > > > > The Lord is risen and so should be the bread of communion. 😁 > > It can’t/ The Church recipe specifically calls for Unleavened Bread. Not so. > _ **Does the bread at Holy Communion need to be unleavened?** _ > Either leavened (in witness to the resurrection) or unleavened (in witness to the cleansing power of the Holy Spirit) may be used. > **[What do I need to know about communion in the UMC? | UMC.org](https://www.umc.org/en/content/ask-the-umc-what-do-i-need-to-know-about-holy-communion-in-the-united-methodist-church)** > > Holy Communion in the UMC is an open table, meaning all are welcome. It signifies God's grace, forgiveness, and the unity of believers, celebrated with bread and juice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=109)