# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 13
### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2021, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/241 "2021-10-22T00:32:38Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> So I picked up a $27 bottle of pee pollen
[So I picked up a $27 bottle of beer pollen.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-picked-up-a-27-bottle-of-bee-pollen/952363)
[Homer Simpson] Hmmm, beer pollen.[/HS]
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/242 "2021-10-27T02:15:47Z")
_What do I do with placenta?_
Obviously, use some Placenta Helper.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/243 "2021-10-27T02:20:32Z")
Ha!!!
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/244 "2021-10-27T02:22:50Z")
God help me, I laughed.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/245 "2021-10-28T12:28:43Z")
~~[I Bought An EVP Device](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-an-evp-device/953274)~~
I bought an AvP device
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### Author:  [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/246 "2021-10-28T12:47:48Z")
[Alec Baldwin [accidentally] Kills Crew Member with Pop Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alec-baldwin-accidentally-kills-crew-member-with-prop-gun/952960/162)
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/247 "2021-10-29T17:24:22Z")
[Pathogenic California Condors](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/parthenogenic-california-condors/953475)
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/248 "2021-10-29T21:08:05Z")
> [@its\_the\_daddy](#):
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> Alec Baldwin [accidentally] Kills Crew Member with Pop Gun
And I just misead your misread title as
Alec Baldwin [accidentally] Kills Crew Member with a Pop Tart.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2021, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/249 "2021-10-31T09:24:04Z")
The ethics of imposing morality on a dog
“Bad dog!”
No, I don’t have any qualms about that.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/250 "2021-10-31T23:00:11Z")
[Boo Boo’s And Mom’s Kiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boo-boos-and-moms-kiss/953548/6)
I totally did NOT misread this title, but the spurious apostrophe made me think that Mom is making out with Yogi Bear’s buddy.
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/251 "2021-11-01T14:54:41Z")
[Could Wanker engines make a comeback?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-wankel-engines-make-a-comeback/953526/3)
The ultimate in self-propelled vehicles.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/252 "2021-11-01T18:18:03Z")
[How much hip and tongue is lost if an engine loses a piston](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-hp-and-torque-is-lost-if-an-engine-loses-a-piston/953552)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/253 "2021-11-03T15:04:11Z")
I pit singing Christians not wearing pants
They get the hose.
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/254 "2021-11-03T17:21:56Z")
Is it the OP not wearing pants, or the Christians not wearing pants?
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/255 "2021-11-03T23:10:20Z")
Is Stalin absolutely necessary?
> [@Is a Statin absolutely necessary?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-statin-absolutely-necessary/953762):
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> I realize you may not be doctors, but I’m wondering if anyone could make a case based on current research for why I’m not a candidate for a statin. My total cholesterol is 356 and my HDL is 78. LDL is 258. I’m female, age 70. No family history of heart attacks before age 65. I’m normal weight, non-smoker, non-drinker, normal BP. Normal triglycerides. My diet hasn’t affected my cholesterol so I assume it’s genetic in my case. My doctors have wanted me to start on a statin for years, but I’ve h…
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### Author:  [@FlikTheBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlikTheBlue)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2021, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/256 "2021-11-04T12:14:43Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Is Stalin absolutely necessary?
This got me to 😅. Probably because the s was capitalized.
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2021, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/257 "2021-11-04T13:14:13Z")
Well, tbf, with Stalin around your cholesterol may not be your most pressing problem…
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/258 "2021-11-04T21:04:59Z")
[Let’s help pit Facebook’s new name](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-help-pick-facebooks-new-name/952955/63)
Meh, it practically pits itself…
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### Author:  [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/259 "2021-11-04T22:01:30Z")
[Man eaters: Do you have any vegetarian meals in regular rotation?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-eaters-do-you-have-any-vegetarian-meals-in-regular-rotation/952142)
I think you have to be a certain age to even understand why I might read it like that.
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### Author:  [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/260 "2021-11-07T23:21:08Z")
Tell us an interesting random fart you stumbled across
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