# Misread thread titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2021, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/261 "2021-11-10T03:30:18Z")

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# [Do you live in a giant horse? What do you do with it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-live-in-a-giant-house-what-do-you-do-with-it/954040)

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/262 "2021-11-10T04:37:37Z")

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Invade the Trojans?

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### Author: ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/263 "2021-11-13T14:09:41Z")

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[Cat-sharing](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-sharing/954284/1)

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### Author: ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/264 "2021-11-13T19:38:02Z")

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[Help! I accidentally boiled a racist!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-i-accidentally-boiled-a-roast/954221)

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/265 "2021-11-29T16:39:07Z")

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Human Vegan recipes

Hybrid vigor makes for a delicious meal?

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### Author: ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/266 "2021-11-30T00:25:59Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Human Vegan recipes

Grass-fed meat is always better!

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### Author: ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/267 "2021-12-11T13:01:14Z")

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# [Actors who are seen as often “playing with themselves”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-who-are-seen-as-often-playing-themselves/955873)

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### Author: ![gdave](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gdave/32/3683_2.png) [@gdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gdave)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/268 "2021-12-11T16:08:57Z")

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[Do you live in a giant’ **s** house? What do you do with it [the Giant whose house you’re living in]?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-live-in-a-giant-house-what-do-you-do-with-it/954040)

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/269 "2021-12-11T16:59:25Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> [Let’s help pit Facebook’s new name](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-help-pick-facebooks-new-name/952955/63)
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> Meh, it practically pits itself…

Funny.

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### Author: ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/270 "2021-12-11T17:39:36Z")

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[Amazon warehouse damaged by tomato](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazon-warehouse-near-st-louis-damaged-by-tornado-and-other-tornados-12-10-2021/955871)

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/271 "2021-12-11T18:14:20Z")

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[Alcoholic in training.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcoholic-and-training/955490)

I’ve heard the regular Friday night performance reviews in the bar can be quite gruelling.

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2021, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/272 "2021-12-11T23:11:52Z")

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The World’s Largest Catsup Bottle is not far from there.

[https://www.catsupbottle.com/](https://www.catsupbottle.com/)

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/273 "2021-12-13T14:37:15Z")

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Do you live in a giant hose? What do you do with it?

I try not to keep it coiled up, because it makes me dizzy going from room to room. And I run like hell when they turn the water on.

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### Author: ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/274 "2021-12-16T01:15:26Z")

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[Warning: Cats!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warring-cats/956117/4)

I think mine makes just as much sense; some cats do require a warning. And we had a thread about the [French equivalent](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attention-chat-bizarre-chien-gentil/955469/11) not too long ago.

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2021, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/275 "2021-12-16T01:31:14Z")

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[Elections while cuddling/spooning](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erections-while-cuddling-spooning/504850/37)

Holding on to one you love makes a bad election loss more bearable.

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### Author: ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/276 "2021-12-16T02:20:10Z")

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[Smallest but Most Influential Beatle in History](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallest-but-most-influential-battle-in-history/)

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### Author: ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2021, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/277 "2021-12-17T00:56:28Z")

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[Countdown to Armageddon: Funky preachers in the 1980s](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-armageddon-fundy-preachers-in-the-1980s/955967/16)

Sock it to me, Al Green!

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/278 "2021-12-23T20:23:56Z")

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Finns that changed your perspective on life

I can’t say that Paavo Nurmi has influenced me all that much.

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### Author: ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/279 "2021-12-24T16:36:04Z")

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Pekka Lundmark however, has changed my life significantly. He laid me off.

(Pekka Lundmark is the CEO of Nokia)

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### Author: ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2021, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/280 "2021-12-24T18:55:21Z")

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“Satisfying mason jar lids: Can I do it in a dishwasher?”

There is no scientific evidence linking mason jar ownership to being a perv with a dishwater fetish.

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