# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 15
### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/281 "2021-12-24T19:50:05Z")
When I do it, my jar lids are **always** satisfied.
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### Author:  [@mtnmatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtnmatt)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/282 "2021-12-24T20:12:32Z")
Every time I scroll past Browns Gas for ICE in the Comments on Cecil’s section I think “that seems like a racist way to describe a protest against immigration law enforcement”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/283 "2022-01-01T17:32:51Z")
When You Join A Cheese Club, Do You Just Walk In, Sit Down, And Play?
Hands off my Havarti, you perv!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/284 "2022-01-03T18:13:03Z")
Water for various cops
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/285 "2022-01-05T19:22:10Z")
For some reason I keep seeing " [Bitcoins; what are you expecting when Charles becomes King?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britons-what-are-you-expecting-when-charles-becomes-king/957061/4)"
Will Charles abolish the pound and make Bitcoin the official currency of the UK?
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### Author:  [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/286 "2022-01-05T21:49:29Z")
I saw “Britons: what are you expecting when Christ becomes King?”
Seemed like more of a GD topic…
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/287 "2022-01-05T22:07:55Z")
[Lack of Firewall doesn’t mean lack of choice](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lack-of-freewill-doesnt-mean-lack-of-choice/954128)
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/288 "2022-01-10T02:58:24Z")
I was quickly scrolling through and somehow read
Do You Know Anything About Your Great Grandparents?
As
Do You Know Anything About Your Chess Grandmasters?
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/289 "2022-01-11T00:38:55Z")
Scrolling too quickly I thought I saw “[Huge Fire in the Box](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-fire-in-the-bronx/957488/20)”.
Also, “[What’s your favorite part of a car?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-part-of-a-cat/957520/26)” Which is funny, because as I recall someone else keeps misreading the long running car thread as “What’s the most interesting cat you saw today?”
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/290 "2022-01-11T03:48:49Z")
> [@What's the most interesting cat you saw today?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-interesting-cat-you-saw-today/829024):
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> I think of this every time that I see the car thread bumped, so I’m finally going to start the thread for it.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/291 "2022-01-11T20:16:48Z")
And today I thought I saw “Feline Facial Stubble”. Actual thread is [Feminine Facial Stubble](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feminine-facial-stubble/957528/1). I momentarily wondered how a cat would have stubble.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/292 "2022-01-11T20:53:32Z")
In the UK, is the term “shite” frequently used?
Quite a bit, actually.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/293 "2022-01-12T16:24:25Z")
[Licking Yourself On Facebook, etc.?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liking-yourself-on-facebook-etc/957646/4)
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### Author:  [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/294 "2022-01-13T20:23:47Z")
Momentarily thought someone was expressing a VERY unpopular sentiment here:
Prince Andrew to lose HRH and military titles – just heartbreaking
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### Author:  [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/295 "2022-01-13T22:47:52Z")
[Bitcoins; what are you expecting when Charles becomes King](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britons-what-are-you-expecting-when-charles-becomes-king/957061)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/296 "2022-01-14T00:50:11Z")
[Small Plastic C-cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-plastic-c-clips/957743/1)
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2022, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/297 "2022-01-14T03:26:49Z")
The previous three submissions make for a pretty gross “successive thread titles” example. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/298 "2022-01-16T22:58:21Z")
[Can I glaze a nut to feed metal to a cashier on a cart?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-braze-a-nut-to-sheet-metal-for-a-caster-on-a-cart/957863)
Not a candy-making question…
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2022, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/299 "2022-01-17T08:29:15Z")
I had no idea there was a sport called “cricket rolling.”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/300 "2022-01-17T14:28:04Z")
Smartwatch usage and killer apes
Once they figure out Bluetooth, we’re doomed.
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