# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 16
### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/301 "2022-01-17T16:53:08Z")
[James Watt Space Telescope successfully launches](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/james-webb-space-telescope-successfully-launches/956624/20)
Why the @#$% would they name a telescope after Reagan’s interior secretary whom everybody hated?
Oops. Watt, Webb, whatever.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/302 "2022-01-20T02:28:53Z")
Al Frankens betrayer possibly found
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### Author:  [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/303 "2022-01-20T02:33:55Z")
[Let’s imagine for a moment that there was no colorization](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-imagine-for-a-moment-that-there-was-no-colonization/957955)
What? Colorizing old black-and-white movies is still a thing? 😕
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/304 "2022-01-23T13:01:34Z")
[is a DOOM dopefest possible?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-zoom-dopefest-possible/958146/31)
Yes. It’s been multi player since the late 90s.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/305 "2022-01-28T01:46:11Z")
Teeny little upstairs demons on new homes
(squeaky voice) “Get out of the house!”
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/306 "2022-01-28T23:18:57Z")
[Groping your bookmarks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grouping-your-bookmarks/958584)
Yep, #ThemToo.
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### Author:  [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/307 "2022-01-31T11:29:06Z")
Getting a Message to a Poisoner
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/308 "2022-01-31T14:11:50Z")
_Is Bread not considered Virginian?_
No, it’s for those degenerates from the Carolinas.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/309 "2022-01-31T23:31:38Z")
I read that one as “Is bread not considered virgin?”
I sure hope my bread is virgin. I’m not sure I want to imagine what non-virgin bread would be.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/310 "2022-02-01T18:54:21Z")
[Let’s take stock of children](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-s-talk-chicken-stock/958694)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/311 "2022-02-01T19:08:37Z")
[We should talk about storks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-should-talk-about-strokes/958662/1)
Ok, birds are interesting…
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2022, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/312 "2022-02-03T05:41:35Z")
[My daughter ate my homework question (math/trigonometry)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-homework-question-math-trigonometry/958756)
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/313 "2022-02-04T03:13:40Z")
My cats windows open
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/314 "2022-02-07T19:46:34Z")
Young People With Landmines
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### Author:  [@mmmiiikkkeee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmmiiikkkeee)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/315 "2022-02-07T20:22:58Z")
I regularly misread the word “title” as “titties”. At first this thread scanned as “Miserable thread tittys”
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### Author:  [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/316 "2022-02-09T00:50:25Z")
**LotR: Why didn’t Sauron make Eleven rings?**
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/317 "2022-02-09T02:27:10Z")
**Young people with landmines**
I just hope they don’t take them on spring break.
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2022, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/318 "2022-02-09T05:08:03Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Young People With Landmines
Came here to post exactly this. And it keeps happening, even now that I know what it really says.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/319 "2022-02-09T19:52:44Z")
> [@Shoeless](#):
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> LotR: Why didn’t Sauron make Eleven rings?
Huh. I misread it the same way. I am not a LotR fan, so the question made sense to me. I wonder what the real title is… (you didn’t leave a link…)
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2022, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/320 "2022-02-09T20:15:25Z")
Elven instead of Eleven. I also read eleven.
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