# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 17
### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/321 "2022-02-10T04:16:55Z")
Bouncing Betty lives.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/322 "2022-02-26T02:02:35Z")
[Slang terms and idiots that have stood the test of time](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slang-terms-and-idioms-that-have-stood-the-test-of-time/959317/129)
I haven’t actually seen _Idiocracy_, but I understand idiots withstanding the test of time is the main premise of that movie.
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### Author:  [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2022, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/323 "2022-02-26T07:36:44Z")
[The use of marmite as an insurgent weapon](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-use-of-thermite-as-an-insurgent-weapon/960114)
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### Author:  [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/324 "2022-02-26T18:41:26Z")
[How many copses have you seen in the wild?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-corpses-have-you-seen-in-the-wild/959541)
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/325 "2022-02-26T22:33:01Z")
# [Why won’t my Gimli display?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-wont-my-gmail-display/960168)
He’s pretty modest, and doesn’t really get going until he faces a horde of orcs.
@Qadgop_the_Mercotan😉
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/326 "2022-03-04T19:12:53Z")
[Henry Blake’s piano was shot down over the Sea Of Japan](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/henry-blakes-plane-was-shot-down-over-the-sea-of-japan/806031)
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/327 "2022-03-04T19:29:14Z")
Well, his desk was stolen by helicopter.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/328 "2022-03-07T13:05:40Z")
[Apes with no desktop functionality](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apps-with-no-desktop-functionality/960609).
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2022, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/329 "2022-03-08T02:11:24Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Young people with landmines
What was it really?
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/330 "2022-03-08T02:33:31Z")
Young people with landlines.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2022, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/331 "2022-03-10T20:17:14Z")
**New conspiracy: U.S. was funding Ukrainian “baobabs”**
It was a stupid idea, anyway – the Ukraine is WAYYYY outside the viable zone for baobabs
> **[Baobab | Description, Species, Distribution, & Importance](https://www.britannica.com/plant/baobab-tree-genus)**
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> baobab, (genus Adansonia), genus of nine species of deciduous trees of the hibiscus, or mallow, family (Malvaceae). Six of the species (Adansonia grandidieri, A. madagascariensis, A. perrieri, A. rubrostipa, A. suarezensis, and A. za) are endemic...
(Should be “biolabs”)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/332 "2022-03-12T18:53:36Z")
National League Adopts Designated Hitler Rule?
Yes.
One umpire is the Designated Hitler for each game. His decisions are final, there’s no video review and any protests will result in imprisonment.
Should speed up the pace of play.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/333 "2022-03-13T12:14:33Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Young people with landlines.
Thanks! Hilarious. One of my favorite misread titles in a long while.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/334 "2022-03-13T16:02:17Z")
Turtles under Irish sea with underground roundabout at Isle of Man
The congestion is hellish during rush hour.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/335 "2022-03-14T01:33:00Z")
**Pizza cockfighting**
The delivery boys have to be reeeal careful. And not expect a tip.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/336 "2022-03-15T18:49:06Z")
[I’d run a mile for a camel.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-run-a-mile-from-a-camel/960974/8)
I was expecting something about someone willing to run a mile to obtain a Camel cigarette. Although I am skeptical of a smoker’s ability to actually run that distance.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/337 "2022-03-15T23:56:27Z")
Australian Door Kabobs!
It’ll be a struggle getting those monsters on the barbie.
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### Author:  [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2022, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/338 "2022-03-16T07:42:32Z")
[A Question About Avian Gait](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-about-avian-gait/960849)
My first thought was, 'Who’s Avian Gait? I’ve never heard of the guy."
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/339 "2022-03-18T13:14:21Z")
[Defending Statins (if you had to)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/defending-stalin-if-you-had-to/961254/33)
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/340 "2022-03-18T14:07:23Z")
Defending Satan
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