# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 19
### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/361 "2022-04-05T16:01:33Z")
I just read “I fucked up Jello” as “I fucked Jello.”
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/362 "2022-04-05T17:33:44Z")
The lead singer of the Dead Kennedy’s?
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/363 "2022-04-06T00:16:56Z")
Is he still alive?
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### Author:  [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/364 "2022-04-06T14:25:52Z")
[I put this piece of shit that this bunny dumped on the side of the road](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-piece-of-shit-that-dumped-this-bunny-on-the-side-of-the-road/961660)
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/365 "2022-04-08T20:39:19Z")
Not misread, but every time I see “What is the singlemost useless thing you learned in school?” it is like nails on a chalkboard for me. It is “_single most_”!
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/366 "2022-04-09T21:17:10Z")
“Eating in a fight.”
> [@Eating in a flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eating-in-a-flight/962424/):
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> We’re flying for the first time in a long time for a trip that Covid delayed. How risky is it to take your mask off to eat for a fully vaxxed person? A lot of the sources I’m seeing are from last year. Thanks.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/367 "2022-04-09T21:18:19Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> “Eating in a fight.”
It’s what George Costanza would do.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/368 "2022-04-10T00:53:13Z")
**Jimmy Savile saves Netflix**
😳
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/369 "2022-04-10T18:13:45Z")
At the end of my rope: PANTY MOTHS
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2022, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/370 "2022-04-11T13:39:49Z")
[Latex: your thoughts on the term](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latinx-your-thoughts-on-the-term/962358)
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### Author:  [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2022, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/371 "2022-04-11T15:06:40Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> At the end of my rope: PANTY MOTHS
Me too!
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/372 "2022-04-11T17:58:20Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> Jimmy Savile saves Netflix
I was just coming here to post the same thing.
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/373 "2022-04-11T19:08:35Z")
Well, actually…
“_Misheard_ thread titles”
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2022, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/374 "2022-04-11T22:28:03Z")
**Blocking Anal**
(blocking email)
mmm
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/375 "2022-04-12T20:57:57Z")
Horse brand superior to name brand equivalent?
Yes! Equine Worm-Away Paste™ is my go-to remedy for Covid-19.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/376 "2022-04-13T13:29:28Z")
I’ll live to regret this, but here’s the Semitic thread
Yeah, I wouldn’t go there.
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### Author:  [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/377 "2022-04-13T21:02:29Z")
**Do you think emergency pedant service is worth the cost?**
I cannot imagine any emergency that would require a pedant, but I’m glad such services exist 'cause, you know, just in case.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2022, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/378 "2022-04-14T00:54:55Z")
**Emergency pedant service** - Isn’t that actually a fair description of these Boards?
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/379 "2022-04-14T14:17:13Z")
**Why does vinegar make me swear?**
White vinegar on fish and chips is just _wrong_! It has to be malt vinegar!
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### Author:  [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/380 "2022-04-14T14:26:24Z")
How do marines f\*\*\* in their shirt?
I would have thought they were required to undress first.
I really can’t help reading it like this whenever I see the title/
[actual thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-marines-tuck-in-their-shirt/962800)
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