# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/21 "2017-09-22T10:08:26Z")
**Google Guy - Hey Y’all KKK Has Cool Titties!** ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/22 "2017-09-22T21:18:16Z")
For a long time, there was a title in IMHO: Buying a House. EVERY TIME I saw it, I thought it said Buying a HORSE. Of course, that could just be my horse obsessed mind… ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/23 "2017-09-22T21:31:52Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > It’s not a thread title, but I keep seeing the title of that J.K. Rowling movie as **Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them**. > > And when I realize what it really says, I feel let down. Yes, and yes. :o ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/24 "2017-10-01T03:50:01Z")
[Daily **showering** has become optional during my lifetime](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837694) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/25 "2017-10-01T07:30:46Z")
Not a thread title, but I read a movie title within a thread not as 2000 (or something) motels, but “2000 mohels.” Oy. I wonder how many mohels there are in the US? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/26 "2017-10-01T20:48:26Z")
I always misread the title to the thread where the guy is complaining about expensive ant farms. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/27 "2017-10-03T10:44:56Z")
\*\* Laundry of shit\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/28 "2017-10-03T14:32:27Z")
Name an active poster who hasn’t been banned. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/29 "2017-10-03T20:24:34Z")
\*\* What’s going on with my guns? Is it urgent?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/30 "2017-10-05T14:42:40Z")
\*\*Broomstick and the Jaws of Indiana \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/31 "2017-10-05T14:49:43Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Broomstick and the Jaws of Indiana \*\* I didn’t misread it, but I do get the Indiana Jones theme playing in my head whenever I see the title. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/32 "2017-10-05T21:45:07Z")
I thought SAYINGS you didn’t know were obscene said SAVINGS you didn’t know were obscene. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/33 "2017-10-12T19:41:53Z")
**Note: Put Parrots in Cage Before Killing** ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/34 "2017-10-12T20:10:34Z")
I was reading the Dope from a cell phone (so tiny font) and momentarily read the “Real Parmesan cheese” thread to be “Rhea Perlman cheese.” ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/35 "2017-10-14T13:07:03Z")
Put carrots in cage before knitting. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/36 "2017-10-16T23:29:44Z")
[Orion amputation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839134) Made me think Betelgeuse had finally supernova’d. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/37 "2017-10-17T00:14:21Z")
> [@darren garrison](#): > > i was reading the dope from a cell phone (so tiny font) and momentarily read the “real parmesan cheese” thread to be “rhea perlman cheese.” _ **\<\<\\>\>** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/38 "2017-10-19T11:55:03Z")
What steps can anyone take to prevent some people from attending their own funeral? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/39 "2017-10-19T18:15:50Z")
[Presidential outreach to families of deceased spider](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839379) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/40 "2017-10-20T01:35:52Z")
There’s this recent MPSIMS thread [**Interesting calenders you’ve seen or had?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838685) To which I posted: > [@Interesting calenders you've seen or had?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-calenders-youve-seen-or-had/798641/11): > > I misread the thread title as “Interesting colanders you’ve seen or had”. Which I figured was some sort of record for mundane or pointless. > > I had one once with one wobbly leg. It worked OK though. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=3)