# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 23
### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/441 "2022-07-09T20:52:14Z")
Does it take reservations?
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/442 "2022-07-09T21:47:22Z")
“Do you have reservations?”
“Yes, but when you’re as hungry as I am, you throw caution to the wind!”
from an old _Wizard of Id_ cartoon
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/443 "2022-07-10T00:38:24Z")
[“Too randy” for GD or IMHO?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-ranty-for-gd-or-imho/967682/6)
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/444 "2022-07-12T19:15:59Z")
**Football Concussions, the next Big Bang?**
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/445 "2022-07-13T18:36:36Z")
Interesting idea for a garden bitch.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/446 "2022-07-14T12:22:06Z")
[Carpenters, woodpeckers, handymen: most durable finish for exterior threshold?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpenters-woodworkers-handymen-most-durable-finish-for-exterior-threshold/967917)
Make sure your project is peck-friendly.
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### Author:  [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/447 "2022-07-14T13:50:41Z")
D’oh!
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/448 "2022-07-14T23:21:51Z")
Self driving cats are still decades away. Toonces!
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/449 "2022-07-16T18:53:33Z")
[Vets - do you “vet” clothing? Why or why not?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vets-do-you-wear-vet-clothing-why-or-why-not/967778)
I’m not a vet, but I vet clothing to make sure it will fit me at least.
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/450 "2022-07-18T01:21:33Z")
I keep reading that one thread title as “Why has Donald Trump not been Decapitated or Subpoenaed by the January 6 committee?”
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### Author:  [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2022, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/451 "2022-07-18T07:30:11Z")
**[Can you please advise me about garden hoses and also my genitalia?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-please-advise-me-about-garden-hoses-and-also-my-gardenia-plant/968049)**
Sounds like a kinky experiment gone painfully wrong!
Also, although not a misread thread title, dang it, this has to be recorded somewhere. The thread in IMHO, “How Do You Know You’re Drunk?”, was revived after 12 years by a new post containing this informative observation that helps answer the question:
> The 190 proof I have rn i very clean, very clean
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/452 "2022-07-18T21:15:19Z")
Talk To Me About Rationing In Vancouver
The poutine supply chain has been massively disrupted. You’ve just gotta be patient.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2022, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/453 "2022-07-18T21:43:58Z")
Traveling to Spain, onions requested.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/454 "2022-07-20T15:37:40Z")
**Catching a Skunk in the house**
If you succeed, is it worth it?
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### Author:  [@Limmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limmin)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/455 "2022-07-20T17:11:42Z")
**Caitlin Jenner Paralyzed…**
Actual title: “Caitlin Jensen Paralyzed…” Who is that? Apparently not anyone famous. Well, she wasn’t before.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/456 "2022-07-20T17:56:56Z")
[Catching a Stink in the house](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catching-a-skink-in-the-house/968262)
I initially thought this was an oddly phrased request for help tracking down the source of a foul odor.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/457 "2022-07-20T20:12:45Z")
And also (Sorry about the double post but it’s too late to edit):
[Status of Breaking Bad’s Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to go up in Albuquerque](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statues-of-breaking-bads-walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-to-go-up-in-albuquerque/968211/4)
I would have thought they already had fairly high status, given how popular their show was.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/458 "2022-07-20T20:36:12Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Traveling to Spain, onions requested.
Dammit, since I read this entry, now very time I see that thread, it’s about onions! 😟
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/459 "2022-07-20T21:23:14Z")
What was your favorite cat?
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/460 "2022-07-20T21:40:02Z")
Spanish onions, of course.
mmm
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