# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 24
### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/461 "2022-07-20T22:05:21Z")
Large slotted mandrills for finishing hole IDs?
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/462 "2022-07-21T21:22:46Z")
_Driving the speed of light is fun!_
Brutal if you run into a planet, though.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/463 "2022-07-21T22:59:59Z")
[How to see Dr. Faster](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-see-a-dr-faster/968345/1)
As in the doctor’s name is “Dr. Faster”, and the poster wants to know how get an appointment with them.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/464 "2022-07-22T00:17:16Z")
[How to see Dr. Fester](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-see-a-dr-faster/968345/1)
“Doctor, the patient reports a cough and itchy scalp.”
“I’ll shoot him in the back!!!”
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/465 "2022-07-22T19:04:22Z")
**Was I wrong to ask for my monkey back?**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/466 "2022-07-22T20:09:07Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> [How to see Dr. Faster](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-see-a-dr-faster/968345/1)
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> As in the doctor’s name is “Dr. Faster”, and the poster wants to know how get an appointment with them.
I keep seeing that too except I read it correctly as “How to see a ‘Dr Faster’”, where “a” to me keeps reading like the indeterminate introducor “one” as in “How to see one ‘Dr. Faster’”.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/467 "2022-07-23T01:28:40Z")
**Large slotted mandrills for finishing hole IDs**
**Was I wrong to ask for my monkey back?**
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/468 "2022-07-24T16:02:32Z")
Which podcast should I use to seal metal tub (bird bath)?
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/469 "2022-07-25T16:11:43Z")
I keep seeing [“i am only a simple caveman”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-only-a-simple-cavenan/968534)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/470 "2022-07-25T18:43:26Z")
[Female athletes don’t lose weight](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-athletes-dont-list-weight/968527/1)
Yeah, but it’s all muscle weight.
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/471 "2022-07-25T18:45:57Z")
[Go-Go Vaccination!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-go-vacation-a-mmp/968499) A pro-vaxxer thread?
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/472 "2022-07-26T17:28:12Z")
[Today in nature law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-in-nature-i-saw/915854). Is this a thread about the law of the jungle or environmental law?
`//i\\`
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/473 "2022-07-26T17:36:16Z")
[Avoid pitting the US health”care” system](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-pitting-of-the-us-health-care-system/968581)
What?!? That’s what The Pit is for!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/474 "2022-07-27T17:46:26Z")
Those “Readers” Over Some Interstates (Not Trolls)
Yeah, the trolls are _under_ Interstate bridges. Better take secondary roads. 🧌
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/475 "2022-08-01T16:16:53Z")
**Stalins for all men of a certain age?**
If you achieve a certain age (say, 75) , you deserve a statue of Joseph Stalin.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2022, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/476 "2022-08-02T01:20:02Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Stalins for all men of a certain age?
Ninja’d!
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2022, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/477 "2022-08-04T12:42:14Z")
[What’s up with your species?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-your-spices)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/478 "2022-08-04T22:55:14Z")
[How Many States that Matter are There? 3, 4 or 5?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-states-of-matter-are-there-3-4-or-5/21658/42)
At first I was expecting a thread about electoral votes and swing states.
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/479 "2022-08-05T20:37:46Z")
[Girl with rotisserie](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grill-with-rotisserie/969123)
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### Author:  [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/480 "2022-08-05T23:16:42Z")
> [@pjd](#):
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> [Girl with rotisserie](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grill-with-rotisserie/969123)
You’re not the only one.
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