# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 25
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2022, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/481 "2022-08-06T09:17:43Z")
I don’t understand otherwise well-meaning liberals who continue to beat meat
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/482 "2022-08-06T20:59:15Z")
[Experiences-always behind houses?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/experiences-alleyways-behind-houses/969204)
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/483 "2022-08-08T14:04:17Z")
[Ron Howard 13 Leaves Prime](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-howard-13-lives-prime/969281)
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/484 "2022-08-08T14:12:08Z")
‘Is hatred towards EV’s due to the belief in a apocalyptic future?’, I keep reading as something to do with Edward the Fifth.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/485 "2022-08-09T00:13:44Z")
[Article in New Yorker about Trump’s internal war with his genitals](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/article-in-new-yorker-about-trumps-internal-war-with-his-generals/969323/1)
Not. Reading. It.
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/486 "2022-08-17T13:16:26Z")
[Sex-letter words - change zero to two letters make a new word](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-letter-words-change-zero-to-two-letters-make-a-new-word/911652)
Just exactly what is a sex-letter? Is it something found in windings?
`//i\\`
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/487 "2022-08-18T13:44:22Z")
[Lousiana woman forced to either carry headless fetus or travel to Florida for an abortion.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/louisiana-woman-forced-to-either-carry-headless-fetus-to-term-or-travel-to-florida-for-an-abortion/969783)
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/488 "2022-08-21T13:23:02Z")
Cat sluggish when accelerating for a while, then it goes away
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/489 "2022-08-21T17:40:31Z")
[History’s Greatest Protein Bar](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historys-greatest-protein-bar/970038) → History’s Greatest Porn Star
I needed more coffee…
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/490 "2022-08-24T17:20:29Z")
[Confederate Battle Steamers for US Army units](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confederate-battle-streamers-for-us-army-units/969880). Well, they would be pretty expensive to refurbish, but I guess it would help them cross rivers.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2022, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/491 "2022-08-27T01:32:22Z")
[Probability formula for number of trolls to get a particular result](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probability-formula-for-number-of-rolls-to-get-a-particular-result/970042)
I think it probably depends on how many billy-goats one has.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/492 "2022-08-30T20:49:07Z")
Question on new car feces.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/493 "2022-09-01T20:54:31Z")
Not an actual thread title, but I misread the headline of the article in [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-ongoing-general-aviation-thread/600499/2903) as “Two Air France pilots suspended after cock fight”.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/494 "2022-09-01T21:25:32Z")
And sorry about the double post, but a new thread popped up which I read as…
[I can do Amazon Things with my eyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-do-amazing-things-with-my-eyes/970670/1)
I honestly thought maybe Amazon had a new gadget that allowed you to shop simply based on your eye movements.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/495 "2022-09-01T21:30:45Z")
I bet Stephen Hawking could order on Amazon with his eyes, though.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/496 "2022-09-03T14:06:20Z")
[How far down do chain-saw relationships go?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-far-down-the-chain-do-in-law-relationships-go/970880)
They tend to be short and unfulfilling.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/497 "2022-09-04T23:21:26Z")
[Billionaire Peppers - Whoosh or Weird?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billionaire-preppers-whoosh-or-weird/970952/1)
Definitely weird. I mean what is a pepper going to do with all that money?
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/498 "2022-09-05T00:22:14Z")
salsa.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/499 "2022-09-06T01:39:13Z")
[Modem device your parents had that you don’t have now](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-device-your-parents-had-that-you-don-t-have-now)
It was the one that made that annoying connection sound in the 90s.
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### Author:  [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/500 "2022-09-06T02:58:08Z")
True that.
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