# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 28
### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/541 "2022-10-31T01:44:43Z")
**NFL week eight ways to Subway**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/542 "2022-10-31T14:07:25Z")
[Smapti tries to lead the UK](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rishi-sunak-tries-to-lead-the-uk/973706)
Why not, everyone else has.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2022, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/543 "2022-10-31T16:09:06Z")
[Macchu Pikachu, altitude sickness, and medication](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/machu-picchu-altitude-sickness-and-medication/974001/21)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2022, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/544 "2022-11-01T16:31:28Z")
[Peeing potatoes in the army](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peeling-potatoes-in-the-army/974155)
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/545 "2022-11-01T19:24:39Z")
[How do cut ponies fade so fast?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-cut-peonies-fade-so-fast/974108)
Those poor ponies…
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/546 "2022-11-02T00:07:52Z")
I read that one as “How do cut pennies fade so fast?”
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/547 "2022-11-02T20:54:54Z")
[Proposed: Dildos will NOT overturn same sex marriage, constipation, et al](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/proposed-dobbs-will-not-overturn-same-sex-marriage-contraception-et-al/974007)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/548 "2022-11-05T20:23:57Z")
[Throat-cutting straight razor with electric cord](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haircutting-straight-razor-with-electric-cord/973845)
But is it UL-approved?
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### Author:  [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/549 "2022-11-08T03:48:03Z")
**[Did you all change all of your socks in the MMP?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-all-change-all-of-your-clocks-in-the-mmp/974493)**
Remember to do it every spring and fall!
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/550 "2022-11-12T16:42:34Z")
[The vast majority of plastic people put into recycling bins is headed to landfills](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vast-majority-of-plastic-that-people-put-into-recycling-bins-is-headed-to-landfills/973728)
I thought Frank Zappa’s dream became true…
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy4KU0bWrbc)
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/551 "2022-11-13T21:44:00Z")
[Do any women whatsoever think martinis are sexy?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-women-whatsoever-think-mankinis-are-sexy/959809)
correct post
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### Author:  [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/552 "2022-11-14T03:56:36Z")
An actual thread title in FQ:
# [Why do reading classes get dirty so quickly?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-reading-classes-get-dirty-so-quickly/974876)
Perhaps a typo that will be fixed, but I’m imagining a sedate reading class in a library that suddenly and inexplicably turns into a wild orgy.
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### Author:  [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/553 "2022-11-14T04:00:07Z")
It’s already past the edit time out.
I struggle constantly with typos because reading text has become so difficult. Proof reading is error prone.
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### Author:  [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/554 "2022-11-14T04:04:21Z")
No worries, I thought the typo was delightful! 🙂
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### Author:  [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/555 "2022-11-14T04:11:50Z")
I guess it depends on what people are reading. 😂
I did ask the mod to fix the title.
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/556 "2022-11-14T12:53:02Z")
And hey, reading classes getting dirty quickly just means the instructor and learner both are agreed on “getting to the good part”.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/557 "2022-11-14T17:15:19Z")
[Experiences with Olympics?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/experiences-with-ozempic/974875)
Nope, none other than watching the games on TV.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/558 "2022-11-15T13:08:19Z")
> [@wolfpup](#):
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> # [Why do reading classes get dirty so quickly?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-reading-classes-get-dirty-so-quickly/974876)
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> Perhaps a typo that will be fixed, but I’m imagining a sedate reading class in a library that suddenly and inexplicably turns into a wild orgy.
Choosing the complete works of Anaïs Nin to study was probably not the best choice.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2022, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/559 "2022-11-17T01:35:07Z")
Can someone explain efforts to crap insulin.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/560 "2022-11-19T18:21:54Z")
[… the penis of southern engineering](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wisteria-aka-what-to-ask-for-to-fix-this-aka-the-perils-of-southern-engineering/975108)
Is “southern engineering” some kind of euphemism?
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