# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/601 "2022-12-16T16:25:24Z")
What’s your experience with the emir? Well, we enjoyed watching the World Cup semifinal matches from his stadium box seats. > [@What is your experience with emdr?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-experience-with-emdr/976541): > > Someone mentioned it to me last night and I am intrigued. That said, the skeptic in me is hesitant. The therapy for me would be more for anger over things from my childhood rather than ptsd or physical abuse. (I notice a lot of these misread titles are because of a failure to capitalize). ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/602 "2022-12-16T17:39:48Z")
[Any historical natives that could be considered blue water?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-historical-navies-that-could-be-considered-blue-water/975984) Well, all people are mostly water, but it wouldn’t be correct to say they _are_ water. And it’s almost certainly not blue. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/603 "2022-12-16T19:18:28Z")
**[Is the lace code still around or used?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-lace-code-still-around-or-used/976659)** I believe it’s been supplanted by the Doily Protocol. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/604 "2022-12-18T15:52:32Z")
[Berlin’s giant AquaDom aquarium explodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/berlins-giant-aquadom-aquarium-explodes/976640/32) Was the AquaSub disobedient? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/605 "2022-12-19T11:57:27Z")
**[Henry Cavill out in latest DC shakeup](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/henry-cavill-out-in-latest-dc-shakeup)** I keep wondering what agency Henry Cavill headed and why Biden wanted him out. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/606 "2022-12-20T18:23:56Z")
That Clark Kent fellow _would_ be a good Press Secretary…if he was ever around when you needed him. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/607 "2022-12-21T18:14:27Z")
[Isn’t it time for England to give Elon’s marbles back?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/isnt-it-time-for-england-to-give-the-elgin-marbles-back-to-greece/169420) I knew he lost his marbles; didn’t know England had 'em. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/608 "2022-12-21T18:21:22Z")
Everybody suspected as much. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/609 "2022-12-21T23:17:41Z")
Not a thread title, but I just misread: > Fighting ignorance since 1973. (It’s taking longer than {WE?} thought.) As if @What_Exit was the only one who thought it would be quick. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/610 "2022-12-21T23:22:25Z")
🙂 It is take longer than I thought. But in 1973, I just wanted them to stop interrupting my morning kids shows for that Watergate thing. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/611 "2022-12-23T16:31:54Z")
[WD-40 confusion (need answer fast-ish)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-4-confusion-need-answer-fast-ish/976971) If it moves and it’s not supposed to, use duct tape. But if it doesn’t move and it’s supposed to, use WD-40. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/612 "2022-12-23T16:43:57Z")
[Why so many lies about Truman?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-so-many-lies-about-trump/740145/154) He was actually terrific at playing the piano. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/613 "2022-12-24T21:19:09Z")
[Is this how Jesus felt in pre-Nazi Germany?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-how-jews-felt-in-pre-nazi-germany/) He probably wept. A lot. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/614 "2022-12-26T20:06:09Z")
[Today I am nine years old](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-ninety-years-old/977051) So do you want a party with a bouncy castle? ETA: I also keep reading [Did you make Christmas dinner or go out?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-make-christmas-dinner-or-go-out/977123/1) as “Did you make out for Christmas?” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/615 "2022-12-31T22:46:13Z")
[Voices I don’t understand](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/videos-i-dont-understand/977421) The voices in my head are speaking Japanese! ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/616 "2023-01-02T01:41:43Z")
[Why can’t I eat my iPhone like a radio alarm clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-can-t-i-set-my-iphone-like-a-radio-alarm-clock/977480/3) I know you’re hungry when you wake up in the morning, but this isn’t a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/617 "2023-01-03T00:29:32Z")
Where did the authors of Genesis think the Garden State Parkway was located? It’'s What Exit?'s fault, for having his logo appear next to the title of an adjacent thread. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/618 "2023-01-04T22:13:29Z")
[In defence of Prussia](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-defence-of-russia/969166). They invented the goose step, you know. And King of Prussia has a really big mall. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/619 "2023-01-04T22:15:58Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > They invented the goose step, And the Pickelhaube! > **[Pickelhaube](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickelhaube)** > > The Pickelhaube (.mw-parser-output .IPA-label-small{font-size:85%}.mw-parser-output .references .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .infobox .IPA-label-small,.mw-parser-output .navbox .IPA-label-small{font-size:100%}German: \[ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bə\] ⓘ; pl. Pickelhauben, pronounced \[ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bn̩\] ⓘ; from German: Pickel, lit. 'point' or 'pickaxe', and Haube, lit. 'bonnet', a general word for "headgear"), also Pickelhelm, is a spiked leather or metal helmet that was worn in the 19th and 20th centuries by Pru... ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/620 "2023-01-06T23:44:15Z")
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