# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/621 "2023-01-07T04:59:26Z")
six-year-old-shoots-teacher-in-virginia I bet it really hurts to get shot in the Virginia. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/622 "2023-01-07T22:58:57Z")
[If you’re dead, and your 5-year-old wants to use the restroom…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-youre-a-dad-and-your-5yo-daughter-needs-to-use-the-restroom-in-public-which-restroom-you-going-to-use/975629) ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/623 "2023-01-09T15:43:48Z")
[Viscous Canadians](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vicious-canadians/977887/1) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/624 "2023-01-11T23:46:13Z")
I’m so used to that typo that I keep seeing it that way, too! ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/625 "2023-01-11T23:49:07Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Viscous Canadians It’s all that maple syrup. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/626 "2023-01-15T15:47:23Z")
Not a thread title, but I just read a line on the SD as: “You will see a count of new reptiles because you posted a reply to this topic.” I’m staying the hell away from _that_ thread. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/627 "2023-01-15T18:07:02Z")
A few questions about vinegar. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/628 "2023-01-15T18:24:53Z")
[Is there a clear difference between a motorcycle and car?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-clear-difference-in-speed-between-a-motorcycle-and-car/977613) Are you _blind_?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/629 "2023-01-15T23:36:32Z")
Buying a cat from a rental company ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/630 "2023-01-16T03:38:51Z")
[Welcome back to The Canopener Café, 2023!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-to-the-canadoper-cafe-2023/977487/4) The can opener cafe, where all the food comes from cans. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/631 "2023-01-19T21:56:27Z")
[Orange Fatigues - Can anyone relate?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrage-fatigue-can-anyone-relate/978410) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/632 "2023-01-20T14:46:22Z")
[Question on house plant pigmentation](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-on-house-paint-pigmentation/978455) Well, one of my favorites is Farfugium japonicum “Aureomaculatum”. [![](https://juniperlevelbotanicgarden.org/data/galleries/Farfugium_(Leopard_Plant)/Farfugium-japonicum-Aureomaculata-foliage-(A-Galloway-Gdn,-NC).jpg) ](https://juniperlevelbotanicgarden.org/data/galleries/Farfugium_(Leopard_Plant)/Farfugium-japonicum-Aureomaculata-foliage-(A-Galloway-Gdn,-NC).jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/633 "2023-01-20T19:53:05Z")
[Cars - Dental Work?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-dental-work/978460) “Check out my new grills!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/634 "2023-01-22T15:23:26Z")
_Stalins and grapefruit_ What they invariably ask for after they step out of the cloning chamber? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/635 "2023-01-22T21:50:50Z")
**It doesn’t smell! Let’s call it something else!** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/636 "2023-01-24T01:10:02Z")
[SDMB Photo Thread - Show us a potato!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-photo-thread-show-us-a-photo/952641/49) Is potato. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/637 "2023-01-24T20:12:07Z")
[Remember making ‘suicide’ drinks at the fountain of youth?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-making-suicide-drinks-at-the-drink-fountain-as-a-youth/) No, but maybe when I drank from the fountain of youth that caused memory loss and identity death. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/638 "2023-01-25T01:31:49Z")
Re-engineering a turtle-ramjet Better streamline the shell while you’re at it, or the turbulence could be catastrophic. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/639 "2023-01-25T02:11:48Z")
[Utah Goldilocks - new currency](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utah-goldbacks-new-currency/978674/8) The currency that’s just right. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/640 "2023-01-25T03:59:13Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Re-engineering a turtle-ramjet > > Better streamline the shell while you’re at it, or the turbulence could be catastrophic. I am sure Gamera could easily handle the upgrade. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=33)