# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 35
### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/681 "2023-03-19T18:48:38Z")
[Dust in Mumpers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dst-in-the-mmp/981099)
“All we are, is dust in the Mumperville”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/682 "2023-03-21T15:21:23Z")
[Are mathematicians always in favor of irrigation?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-mathematicians-always-in-favor-of-integration/981441)
Math is a _very_ dry subject.
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/683 "2023-03-21T20:25:03Z")
[Spoilers from pornos](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-from-promos/981395/5)
He does NOT fix her cable.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/684 "2023-03-23T13:57:05Z")
**Bad, bad, bad Chud meat**
Wasn’t sure if it was meat meant _for_ the Cannibalized Underground Humanoid Dwellers, or meat made _from_ them.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/685 "2023-03-23T17:28:53Z")
[Little Frustrations - The Place for All Your Minor Vomiting Needs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-frustrations-the-place-for-all-your-minor-venting-needs/981500)
No thanks, I already have Chipotle for that.
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### Author:  [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/686 "2023-03-25T01:10:24Z")
[NSFW Votes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsw-votes-march-2023/981614/2)
Reading through the thread I was getting impatient wondering when the OP would get to the point of his naughty story about the liberty sausage.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2023, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/687 "2023-03-25T14:10:39Z")
[I’m a libertarian, ask me anything!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-librarian-ask-me-anything/)
Do you really believe that corporations should be completely free of any and all government regulation?!?
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/688 "2023-03-26T02:50:47Z")
[“Can someone explain the Tom Swift phenomenon to me?”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-the-taylor-swift-phenomenon-to-me/981339) Tom asked swiftly in his flying lab.
Just shake it off, Tom.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/689 "2023-03-27T20:42:31Z")
[Israeli Prostitutes and Potential Crisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/israeli-protests-and-potential-crisis/981337)
_How_ many shekels? Cripes!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/690 "2023-03-28T14:21:47Z")
Not a Dope thread, but I found this headline shocking:
[Martians in Ohio plead for protection From Biden Administration](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2023/03/28/mauritanians-in-ohio-plead-for-tps-status-from-biden-administration/69845578007/)
It’s not surprising that the woke are targeting extraterrestrials, but appalling nonetheless.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/691 "2023-04-03T04:01:20Z")
[AI Genuine Caption Contest](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest/915731/)
How did it manage to get to almost 8000 posts without me noticing this thread? Oh right, AI assistance.
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/692 "2023-04-04T19:19:07Z")
[Best singles line of dialogue from artisitic works](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-single-lines-of-dialogue-from-artistic-works/980111)
I know some groan inducing ones, I guess they would not qualify for that thread.
`//i\\`
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### Author:  [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/693 "2023-04-05T14:21:02Z")
> [@Period underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/period-underwear/982199/15):
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> Whoops, I actually meant to put this thread in MPSIMS.
Early pre-modern underwear was hampered by a lack of elastic materials, but the Victorian period had some very nice underwear. Pin-up art from the WWII period also features some very nice underwear.
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/694 "2023-04-05T17:30:02Z")
[Today in future law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-in-nature-i-saw/915854)
Is there a lawyer with a time machine?
`//i\\`
(I don’t know why I keep misreading this title, I guess it depends on what else is happening)
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/695 "2023-04-05T20:07:18Z")
[Full Kitchen Radio](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-kitchen-redo/982155)
What, AM _ **and** _ FM? That’s gonna cost ya.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/696 "2023-04-05T20:52:24Z")
I read that one as “Full Kitchen Repo”
I was wondering just how the repo men were going to haul away the entire kitchen.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/697 "2023-04-09T17:25:27Z")
[Head shavers: give me your lips](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/head-shavers-give-me-your-tips/982004)
Ya know, you’re just supposed to shave the _top_ of your head.
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### Author:  [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/698 "2023-04-09T21:29:38Z")
**Eating of Classic Novels Posthumously**
Some kind of weird twist on zombie lit?
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/699 "2023-04-10T00:10:11Z")
[Malört And Other Weird Local Nipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/malort-and-other-weird-local-tipples/982174/13)
I don’t know; I haven’t really seen my neighbors’ nipples.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/700 "2023-04-11T14:04:04Z")
[World Cheese Championships are underway](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/world-chess-championships-are-underway/982509)
I’m rooting for a nice well-aged Gouda.
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