# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 36
### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/701 "2023-04-13T13:49:38Z")
**60s movies and TV – should we force it?**
Mandatory _I Dream of Jeannie_ viewings for all!
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/702 "2023-04-14T20:36:21Z")
[Should I be getting WD-40 from 7-Eleven even though I only worked there 2 months?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-be-getting-a-w-2-from-7-eleven-even-though-i-only-worked-there-2-months/982657)
Um, wouldn’t your employee discount have expired by now?
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/703 "2023-04-15T16:19:42Z")
[When we die, where does our love go?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-we-die-where-does-our-blood-go/982609/24)
I’ve got this burning, burning, yearning feelin’ inside me. Maybe that’s why I died.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/704 "2023-04-20T14:16:17Z")
[Are men going bad at a younger age?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-going-bald-at-a-younger-age/982943)
It’s because of rising temperatures, though less of a problem in a desert climate.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/705 "2023-04-20T16:03:30Z")
[How do apes know the current rules for DST?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-apps-know-the-current-rules-for-dst/982845)
I didn’t know they could even tell time.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/706 "2023-04-20T16:08:19Z")
[What are the tastiest birds and bees?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-tastiest-birds-and-beasts/982021)
I’m not sure what to make of this, but maybe food porn/porn with food?
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/707 "2023-04-22T12:40:41Z")
[I’m Starting an Online Magalepsy Course Today](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-an-online-malagasy-course-today/982788)
Good for you! Does it include doses of Beau of the Fifth Column?
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### Author:  [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/708 "2023-04-22T12:55:41Z")
Sorry, I’m not familiar with this. I take it it has to do with MAGAs.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/709 "2023-04-22T18:59:15Z")
Yes, it’s a joke that stemmed from my misreading of your thread title, so it’s here instead of a hijack to your thread.
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### Author:  [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2023, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/710 "2023-04-23T10:18:32Z")
Yes, I understood the “misread” part and how it related to “Malagasy”. It’s what Magalepsy meant that I wasn’t familiar with.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/711 "2023-04-23T12:07:50Z")
At the risk of killing the joke: My mind made up a fictional disease, for which a course of treatment is required that included watching antidote videos.
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### Author:  [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/712 "2023-04-23T12:08:39Z")
OK, sorry for killing the joke.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/713 "2023-04-23T14:01:42Z")
[Straight Dope 4/21/23: Is Canada Poised For World Domination Due To Canada Geese?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-4-21-2023-is-canada-poised-for-world-domination-due-to-climate-change/983027)
I _knew_ it!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2023, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/714 "2023-04-26T09:04:11Z")
[No tie is too stupid or outrageous](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-lie-is-too-stupid-or-outrageous/983183)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/715 "2023-04-26T17:26:45Z")
[Sir Charles Summarizing Ukraine Now](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/six-charts-summarizing-ukraine-now/983210)
“Sorry, Zelensky old chap, but the Royal Cottage is reserved for, well, royalty.”
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/716 "2023-04-28T12:47:15Z")
[Discussion thread for the “Poly only” thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread/972380/3672)
So would this be a thread that only those who identify as Poly or for those who are discussing things that the denizens of the “Poly only” thread have posted?
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/717 "2023-04-28T16:59:50Z")
[What do you steam for background sound?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-stream-for-background-sound/983276)
The “puff puff” sound of steaming dumplings is so soothing…
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/718 "2023-04-29T02:04:15Z")
**Question for you electrician types chewing on chandelier sockets**
Does it really give you a buzz during the workday?
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/719 "2023-05-02T21:35:23Z")
[How does German “ghetto” differ from English “net” in sales signage, costing, etc](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-german-netto-differ-from-english-net-in-sales-signage-costing-etc/983472/1)
German ghetto has some uncomfortable connections to the Holocaust, for one.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/720 "2023-05-07T15:46:39Z")
[What is the official nomenclature for this type of porno?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-official-nomenclature-for-this-type-of-promo/983701)
_Backdoor Sluts 9_, is that you?
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