# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 37
### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/721 "2023-05-07T16:32:27Z")
You made me look!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/722 "2023-05-14T14:57:41Z")
[Your Best Meal: At Restaurant, or Friendly’s?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-best-meal-at-restaurant-or-friend-s-house/983920/3)
Well, Friendly’s technically _is_ a restaurant…
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/723 "2023-05-14T19:05:48Z")
**I’m jailed. Please recommend me some _good_ horror fiction.**
Don’t let the guards see any slasher or dismemberment stuff. Might worry them.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/724 "2023-05-15T01:55:36Z")
[Which food do you brake with?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-foot-do-you-brake-with/984023)
I toss a stale fruitcake down there and hope for the best.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/725 "2023-05-15T19:34:08Z")
[Learning to fail?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-to-fall/984009/1)
I mean, learning how to accept failure is a good skill to have.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/726 "2023-05-15T23:35:27Z")
And also…
[Composting images with ImageMagick](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compositing-images-with-imagemagick/984062)
Digital images are biodegradable?
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/727 "2023-05-16T01:48:03Z")
Only the green ones.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/728 "2023-05-16T20:41:40Z")
[AM radios being removed from cars](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-radio-being-removed-from-cars/984081/8)
Hipsters are so thirsty for a lo-fi, immediate experience they are willing to turn to car thieves in their desperation.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/729 "2023-05-18T17:16:51Z")
[Harry and Meghan New York Car Chase … Bullitt?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harry-and-meghan-new-york-car-chase-bullshit/984184)
There’s the sequel!
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/730 "2023-05-22T22:32:40Z")
[Little Frustrations - The Place for All Your Minor Vending Needs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-frustrations-the-place-for-all-your-minor-venting-needs/981500/172)
I tried going somewhere for my vending needs, but the machine wouldn’t take my dollar. I need to vent about that.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/731 "2023-05-23T00:22:40Z")
You guys really need to switch to dollar coins, instead of trying to feed those wrinkly singles into the vending machine.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2023, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/732 "2023-05-24T12:24:00Z")
[Which band is usually credited with creating and popularizing South Park?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-band-is-usually-credited-with-creating-and-popularizing-southern-rock/984443/17)
Umm, Primus, maybe, since they did the theme song for the show?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2023, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/733 "2023-05-24T23:52:34Z")
[What’s your favorite example of Smegma?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-example-of-zeugma/984471)
My excuse is that I had just come from the " [Why is “eat a dick” considered to be such an insult?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-eat-a-dick-considered-to-be-such-an-insult/984474/8)" thread.
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### Author:  [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/734 "2023-05-25T01:17:42Z")
[Ray Stevens has Passed Away (Rome, Vikings)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-stevenson-has-passed-away-rome-vikings/984464)
No, not the guy behind “Guitarzan”, “The Streak”, “Shriner’s Convention” and “The Mississippi Squirrel Revival”! Wait, he did songs about Romans and Vikings too?
In my defense, he’s old enough to drop dead any day now.
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/735 "2023-05-25T01:27:49Z")
[When Did Criminals Stop Having Sing-Alongs?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-cinemas-stop-having-sing-alongs/984454/24)
Why so serious, modern criminals?
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/736 "2023-05-25T02:21:11Z")
> [@scabpicker](#):
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> In my defense, he’s old enough to drop dead any day now.
Won’t miss him. He wrote a song/video making fun of the concept of global warming, treating anybody who takes it seriously as worth making fun of, thereby erasing all the goodwill I used to have for him. And this was relatively recently, too. He should have known better, but I guess he knows what would appeal to his audience.
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### Author:  [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/737 "2023-05-25T02:33:13Z")
Well, if someone is getting their politics, science or philosophy from a novelty song writer, I’d say they get what they deserve.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/738 "2023-05-25T16:36:49Z")
[Odd Tasting Spatula](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-tasting-splenda/984519/1)
Maybe you need to wash it better?
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/739 "2023-05-25T20:00:47Z")
[Is there a rational argument for Dentistry?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-rational-argument-for-deontology/984590/3)
None whatsoever. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to put my dinner in a blender so I can drink it.
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### Author:  [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2023, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/740 "2023-05-26T09:45:03Z")
[Ever seen someone take their socks off in a fight?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-someone-take-their-socks-off-on-a-flight/984534/17)
I’m a manly man, so when I get into a fight, I strip off my shirt to intimidate my opponent with my manly muscles.
But socks?
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