# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 38
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2023, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/741 "2023-05-26T12:21:38Z")
Is there a rational argument for Dermatology?
No, they just made it up to sell creams and stuff.
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### Author:  [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/742 "2023-05-26T15:55:26Z")
Heheh, I keep reading it that way, too. Do they have a special fighting style that has to be done barefoot?
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### Author:  [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/743 "2023-05-29T00:55:19Z")
> [@Does Eye Cream Do Anything?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-eye-cream-do-anything/984701/10):
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> The dollar stores in Canada likely differ from where you are. Most of them sell basically the same creams and serums (with vitamins, herbs, niacinamide, retinol or collagen), but at slightly different prices. I figure if it does something great, if not no big deal. The ingredient list and look of the product often seem to be surprisingly similar, but I am not claiming it is as good or does much.
Ice Cream just sits there and melts in the hot sun. It’s rather nice anyway.
What?
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/744 "2023-05-29T01:05:07Z")
You get a toe up your nose in a brawl, you won’t soon forget it.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/745 "2023-05-30T01:32:32Z")
[Does being insured usually make people depressed?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-being-injured-usually-make-people-depressed/984716)
Can I make the premium payments? Will my family try to off me for a big payout? Augh, this is so depressing!
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/746 "2023-05-31T15:32:07Z")
[Van Heusen parole reinstated by appeals court](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-houten-parole-reinstated-by-appeals-court/984790/29)
Look, their shirts are boring and stodgy but is that a crime?
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2023, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/747 "2023-05-31T15:52:44Z")
[Superstar Duels](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superstar-duets/984798)
Taylor Swift and Beyonce; pistols at 10 paces.\*
\* I picked two superstars at random; no idea if they ever had any beef with each other.
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/748 "2023-06-02T21:19:10Z")
[Discussion thread for the Poly Only Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread)
How did I miss the Poly Only thread? I need to start posting there.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2023, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/749 "2023-06-02T21:27:25Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> [Van Heusen parole reinstated by appeals court](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-houten-parole-reinstated-by-appeals-court/984790/29)
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> Look, their shirts are boring and stodgy but is that a crime?
I’m still trying to figure out what crime innocent ol’ Milhouse was allegedly guilty of.
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### Author:  [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/750 "2023-06-06T15:40:46Z")
The new Judgement of Solomon:
[An ethical question: Split the monkey or keep it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ethical-question-split-the-money-or-keep-it/984955/8)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/751 "2023-06-06T17:41:34Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> I’m still trying to figure out what crime innocent ol’ Milhouse was allegedly guilty of.
Whatever it was I’m sure Bart put him up to it.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/752 "2023-06-07T16:34:18Z")
[Does ice cream do anything?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-eye-cream-do-anything/984701)
Makes you fat? Or at least will just sit there and slowly melt.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/753 "2023-06-07T18:20:23Z")
[How many actual states survive from antiquity?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-actual-statues-survive-from-antiquity/985109)
Delaware’s been around, like, _forever_.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/754 "2023-06-08T22:48:28Z")
It’s not an actual thread title here, but on the same theme, I just misread a headline in my city’s email newsletter as “Summer Day Camps Keep Kids and Teens Busty and Engaged”. It actually said “Busy”. 😊
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/755 "2023-06-10T01:21:10Z")
[Jesus is sitting on your cooch…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-is-sitting-on-your-couch/982740/3)
Report him if it wasn’t consensual!
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/756 "2023-06-10T01:30:08Z")
I keep misreading " My dissolving porch" as “My dissolving _pooch_” – not an appealing subject at all.
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/757 "2023-06-10T02:50:32Z")
This thread that I’m currently posting in…
Missing Thread Titles
It’s a guessing game all around
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### Author:  [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/758 "2023-06-10T22:09:13Z")
> [@blondebear](#):
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> I keep misreading " My dissolving porch" as “My dissolving _pooch_” – not an appealing subject at all.
Same here.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/759 "2023-06-11T12:46:33Z")
[Trying to find the date of death for individual one](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-find-the-date-of-death-for-this-individual/966469)
_ **rolls the bones** _
“Reply hazy, try later.”
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2023, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/760 "2023-06-11T20:32:44Z")
I did not misread the title, but since the main page no longer has Threadspotting, I just wanted to draw attention to this:
[Anyone have a cat with inflammatory bowel disease?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-have-a-cat-with-inflammatory-bowel-disease/985319)
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