# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 39
### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/761 "2023-06-14T23:33:05Z")
**[Live music suddenly on demand?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-music-suddenly-in-demand/979284)**
I thought it would be a threat about bands hypothetically being a lot more amenable to private gigs.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/762 "2023-06-15T00:11:09Z")
**Should airlines be required to offer obtuse passengers another seat or two at no extra charge?**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/763 "2023-06-15T13:43:57Z")
[Destruction of Christianity - took 30 years](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deconstruction-of-christianity-took-30-years/985404/5)
And it took a hell of lot of message board posting to get there.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/764 "2023-06-15T15:45:17Z")
[Rick and Morty and the Greatest Play in Baseball](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rick-monday-and-the-greatest-play-in-baseball/985376)
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/765 "2023-06-15T16:25:19Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Should airlines be required to offer obtuse passengers another seat or two at no extra charge?
But all of the acute passengers would undoubtedly raise a hue and a cry and sue the airlines for discrimination.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/766 "2023-06-16T21:40:01Z")
[Clown Motels and Mystery Penguins](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-motels-and-mystery-plagues/985628)
Ooooh, mystery penguins!
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/767 "2023-06-19T21:16:27Z")
[How important is deep fry bread on dry pavement?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-important-is-deep-tire-tread-on-dry-pavement/985661)
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/768 "2023-06-20T15:17:20Z")
[Right wing message boards and my 8 year old’s journey into and hopefully out of it](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-message-boards-and-my-8-year-journey-into-and-hopefully-out-of-it/985791).
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### Author:  [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/769 "2023-06-20T16:45:28Z")
[The teen Mail Jumpers of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teen-mail-jumpers-of-lake-geneva-wisconsin/985800/1)
Mall Jumping? A new teenage craze?
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/770 "2023-06-20T22:07:40Z")
[Question about Updating/Increasing Dodge RAM](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-updating-increasing-desktop-ram/985797/1)
You mean like adding a lift kit or something?
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/771 "2023-06-24T23:23:09Z")
**Dangerous visions and playground equipment**
Even as a kid, Harlan Ellison had a dark side.
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2023, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/772 "2023-06-25T05:05:55Z")
[Have you had a cardiac abortion?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-had-a-cardiac-ablation/986050)
There are a few thst I’m sure aborted their hearts long ago.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/773 "2023-06-26T19:23:46Z")
[The Third Continent - what should it be?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-third-condiment-what-should-it-be/986091/49)
I thought we already had more than two continents. Have they recombined into a new supercontinent while I wasn’t looking?
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### Author:  [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/774 "2023-06-27T19:13:46Z")
[Advice on Getting a Scaredy Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/advice-on-getting-a-second-cat/983681)
Poor little kitteh! Be nice to it!
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### Author:  [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2023, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/775 "2023-06-28T07:29:33Z")
> [@The Third Condiment - what should it be?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-third-condiment-what-should-it-be/986091):
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> I don’t think this has come up before. There’s an old piece where Cecil explains how come we ended up with salt and pepper; and apparently, back in the day, mustard was sometimes the default third condiment - though it really doesn’t have that status there days. I guess you see vinegar and ketchup more often these days (at least round these parts). So: what should the third condiment be? The question is inspired by our recent discovery of Schoug (aka Schug, Skug, Zoug, Zhoug and half a dozen ot…
I keep on misreading this as : _The Third Continent - what should it be ?_
“Hold on, there are more than three continents already ! Oh… nevermind”.
Every. Single. Day.
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/776 "2023-06-30T15:08:23Z")
[Domingo German throws a perfect game](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/domingo-german-throws-a-perfect-game/986271)
If it was a perfect game, how did he throw it without making the bookies suspicious?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/777 "2023-07-01T14:02:27Z")
[Need names for killers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-names-for-kittens/986364)
Cutie Pie? Munchkin?
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/778 "2023-07-02T02:16:21Z")
[Which animals would be more dangerous if enraged?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-animals-would-be-more-dangerous-if-enlarged/983050/26)
Most of them, I’d say.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/779 "2023-07-13T18:54:54Z")
[Anchor Brewing Company: Skunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anchor-brewing-company-sunk/986995/8)
Hey, their beer’s not skunky!
Although from what I’ve read Anchor Steam actually did have a reputation as a cheap beer that was often sour back in the 1950s-60s, before reinventing themselves as a premium craft beer in the 1970s.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/780 "2023-07-14T02:24:22Z")
[What would be the best system for a magic heater?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-best-system-for-a-magic-healer/986898)
I’d go with a Maxwell’s Demon…
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