# Misread thread titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/61 "2017-11-30T14:13:22Z")

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**Opinions on Gloucestershire: Bullshit, Woo, Inert, Effective?**

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/62 "2017-12-21T01:09:21Z")

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**[Help me figure out what’s wrong with the pimps in our hot tub](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845138)**

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/63 "2017-12-27T00:13:19Z")

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_Question about 2018 [del]Nixon[/del] err Nissan_…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/64 "2018-01-04T19:36:21Z")

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[Islam Question: The Function Of The **Moose**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846007)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/65 "2018-01-04T19:48:15Z")

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I didn’t actually misread it, but I keep wanting [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844461) to be “I pit the Necrotic Millenial.”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/66 "2018-02-07T20:38:58Z")

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[Can one start a thread asking about cooking with cannibals?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848742)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/67 "2018-02-08T02:50:38Z")

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[Eating When III](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=848760) – the second sequel to the classic film _Eating When._

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/68 "2018-02-09T21:15:19Z")

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It’s on the Geeb but it’s too good to pass up:

**Your video themesong right now** becomes to my eyes  
**Your video threesome right now**

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/69 "2018-02-12T00:28:00Z")

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Tiny appliances I can hide in my ORIFICE.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326550&highlight=orifice](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326550&highlight=orifice)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/70 "2018-02-12T01:19:14Z")

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Mercury in the tundra -\> mercy in the tundra

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/71 "2018-02-28T02:40:08Z")

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**Trump said he would have run [Parkour](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850147) to fight off the shooter**

Now there’s a video I’d love to see, the Great Orange One dodging bullets by effortlessly bouncing off walls and stairwells until he comes up behind the shooter and disables him with a firm karate chop to the throat.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/72 "2018-02-28T03:50:00Z")

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**The flipped elections omnibus thread**

Given the news today, I thought it was about Russian election meddling.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/73 "2018-03-19T21:29:36Z")

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Even with threads that have been around for a while, sometimes I misread the title as I’m skimming over it. Today, for a moment, I saw [Pony sized spaghetti.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851286)

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**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/74 "2018-03-26T20:30:18Z")

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The Walking Dead: Do Not Send Us Ashtrays

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/75 "2018-03-28T22:22:10Z")

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[Ongoing Shark Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849083)

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/76 "2018-03-28T22:42:07Z")

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[Defenestrations as a tactic for large-scale change](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851673)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/77 "2018-03-29T20:22:05Z")

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can human drivers “backup” over AI drivers?

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/78 "2018-03-31T17:30:39Z")

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“I pit locals”

If it said that it’d probably still be in the bbq pit, yet I keep forgetting.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/79 "2018-03-31T20:54:47Z")

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**Oregon & Uranus**

…wait, that wasn’t misread. That actually is the title :smack:

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/80 "2018-04-03T18:49:43Z")

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[How do librarians deal with inelastic demand?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852215)

“Buy more books” would be my guess. But the thread started off with gas prices. 😕

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