# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 41
### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/801 "2023-08-16T16:44:34Z")
[How important is glucose in fattening?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-important-is-glucose-flattening/988660)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/802 "2023-08-18T17:23:05Z")
[Will crickets catch on in the USA?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-cricket-catch-on-in-the-usa/987016)
My garage is already full of the noisy little bastids.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/803 "2023-08-20T15:41:56Z")
[“There’s No Such Thing As A Bad Movie Accident”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-s-no-such-thing-as-a-bad-movie-accent/988773)
I dunno, I thought _Speed 2_ was one big bad boat accident.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/804 "2023-08-21T03:13:53Z")
_Who’s the belly dancer_ ? Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly?
Hmmm? I just don’t know.
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/805 "2023-08-25T02:45:37Z")
[Barbie - Teaser Trash](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/barbie-teaser-trailer/976667/116)
Did they really mess up the preview that bad?
`//i\\`
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/806 "2023-08-29T21:38:48Z")
[Thoughtful and Humourous (Pointless Gardening of Products)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughtful-and-humourous-pointless-gendering-of-products/989285/9)
I dunno - I thought naming the new penis enlargement pill “Miracle-Gro™” was a stroke of genius.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/807 "2023-08-30T17:12:47Z")
[Most effective personal climate change movies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-effective-personal-climate-change-moves/989309/1)
Besides **Frozen**?
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/808 "2023-08-30T17:23:39Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> Besides **Frozen**?
How about
**In the Heat of the Night**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/809 "2023-09-01T14:16:22Z")
[Hecklers of the world take heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hackers-of-the-world-take-heart/989435)
The 2024 campaign season is underway, and you can torment the candidates of your choice!
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/810 "2023-09-04T18:57:21Z")
[A self-serving movie producer bemoans his inability to make money from immortality](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-serving-movie-producer-bemoans-his-inability-to-make-money-from-immorality/989516/8)
I would have thought making people immortal would be highly profitable.
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/811 "2023-09-05T17:56:49Z")
[What kind of stuff is OK to leave in an unconditional garage](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-stuff-is-ok-to-leave-in-an-unconditioned-garage/989519)
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2023, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/812 "2023-09-07T01:56:42Z")
Voting by hamster wheel!
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/813 "2023-09-07T15:45:44Z")
[(Oil) Strange Places and Milestones in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-strange-places-and-milestones-in-the-mmp/989222)
I’m not really sure what part of the body holds the milestones, nor why you’d oil them. And as for the strange places…
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/814 "2023-09-07T16:33:30Z")
[Tesla Cyberfuck is Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck-is-here/989702).
I knew they were trying to get into my head.
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### Author:  [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/815 "2023-09-13T03:38:39Z")
[Are you a “legal peeper” in the MMP?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-leaf-peeper-in-the-mmp/989924)
I am not sure that is legal anywhere let alone the MMP!
`//i\\`
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/816 "2023-09-14T20:56:33Z")
[Regional Differences in Laptop Species](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/regional-differences-in-laptop-specs/990081/1)
The Rocky Mountain ones are venomous…
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/817 "2023-09-18T20:12:47Z")
[Cancel a pet. WTF?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caracal-as-a-pet-wtf/990305/1)
I’m not normally the type of person to complain about “cancel culture”, but even I think canceling a pet is going too far.
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### Author:  [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/818 "2023-09-19T15:31:08Z")
**Why Does Kroger Have So Many Aisles?**
I now know it says Aliases but every time I see it, I still see Aisles.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/819 "2023-09-19T18:25:52Z")
[Scranton and Modern MCQs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scantron-and-modern-mcqs/990365/3)
I’m not sure what MCQs are, but I wondered what they had to do with Scranton, PA.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/820 "2023-09-20T16:19:11Z")
[Suriname Origin Games](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surname-origin-games/990426)
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