# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/81 "2018-04-04T22:06:54Z")
I’d swear I just saw, _“Being Hitler for a Day”_. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/82 "2018-04-06T22:48:16Z")
So I’m looking at the scroll bar on the right side of my screen and twitch my eyes left to the scrolling thread titles and just for a second I read “Bathroom remodel… advice needed” as “Butthole removal… advice needed.” (I had just read [this](https://soranews24.com/2018/04/06/butt-detective-tv-anime-is-exposed-for-the-first-time-in-video-preview%e3%80%90video%e3%80%91/) article and it must have been influencing my mind.) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/83 "2018-04-12T21:31:02Z")
**[How do I enlarge a butt hole? Car strut bar question](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852825)** :eek::eek::eek: I can’t tell if he wants to _use_ a car strut bar, or if he thinks the butt hole enlargement technology is transferable to car struts. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/84 "2018-04-16T23:31:15Z")
How do LIBRARIANS deal with an inelastic economy ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/85 "2018-05-06T02:00:59Z")
[Why Are There Razor Blades in My Balls?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=223599) ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/86 "2018-05-06T15:39:51Z")
Help me get this horse removed from my outside faucet. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/87 "2018-05-08T02:31:18Z")
NJ Driving Law: use of cellphone while stopped at a red light I misread this one today. For some reason I thought that New Jersey had some esoteric laws prohibiting the use of cellophane while driving. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/88 "2018-05-11T12:03:09Z")
Dying online: what safety measures are feasible? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/89 "2018-05-15T14:06:07Z")
[14 foot human washes ashore](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854777) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/90 "2018-05-19T00:29:39Z")
This thread has been in the Pit for ages, I don’t know why I misread it today: **The Trump Administration: A Clothahump in the Making** ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/91 "2018-05-25T18:25:18Z")
[Any Toronto burrito tips?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855330) (Probably misread because I’m daydreaming about Baja Fresh for lunch…) ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/92 "2018-05-26T00:02:43Z")
Sun Tzu was definitely Shih tzu ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/93 "2018-05-27T19:20:43Z")
“Prom Earners Gaining Flatulence”: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855466](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855466) ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/94 "2018-05-28T05:44:44Z")
[Just saw a cat driving with a Hawaiian license plate](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855504) Toonces! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/95 "2018-06-16T00:01:29Z")
Prevention of dick borne diseases ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/96 "2018-06-16T09:28:44Z")
With the thread on “sexual braggers” by HoneybadgerDC, my mind keeps trying to blend the title and OP lines together into “sexual badgers.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/97 "2018-06-19T04:18:27Z")
Another forum has a thread titled **Texas GOP Endorses Cannabis Decriminalization**. I keep misreading it as **Texas GOP Endorses Cannibalism**. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/98 "2018-08-05T21:12:51Z")
\*\* Michigan restaurants and chefs\*\* ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/99 "2018-08-06T15:44:48Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > It’s not a thread title, but I keep seeing the title of that J.K. Rowling movie as **Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them**. > > And when I realize what it really says, I feel let down. Whenever I see J.K. Rowling’s or J.K. Simmons’ name in print, I have a 50/50 chance of visualizing the correct face to go with the name. Makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/100 "2018-08-27T20:27:29Z")
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