# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 54
### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1061 "2024-02-22T03:17:09Z")
Urban Fantasy Sex Bot.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1062 "2024-02-22T14:38:29Z")
Please include a link to the thread you’re talking about like the other posters have been. That one sounds worth reading. 😉
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1063 "2024-02-23T21:26:07Z")
[Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show! (Not for Politics, see PG&E thread)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jon-stewart-returns-to-the-daily-show-not-for-politics-see-p-e-thread/996614)
So we discuss politics in a thread about a California utility company. Got it.
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### Author:  [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1064 "2024-02-24T05:43:15Z")
[Mr. Teacake - Discobot?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mr-teacake-discworld/998003)
Discobot, what can you tell us about this? Are you really Mr. Teacake in disguise?
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1065 "2024-02-24T10:45:56Z")
@discobot
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### Author:  [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1066 "2024-02-24T10:45:58Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1067 "2024-02-25T00:56:49Z")
[If Tesla seceded, how far up shit creek would they be?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-texas-seceded-how-far-up-shit-creek-would-they-be/996644)
There’d be advantages. In a Confederacy of Tesla, Elon Musk would be a cinch to be named Grand Poobah. Or Giant Rat.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2024, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1068 "2024-02-25T01:13:37Z")
The head rodent of exceptionally unusual size.
The RoEUS.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1069 "2024-02-25T01:19:10Z")
What would you do with this sock?
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1070 "2024-02-27T15:48:16Z")
[President Joe Biden and the rump to the 2024 election](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-joe-biden-and-the-runup-to-the-2024-election/954384)
This obsession with Biden body parts is getting out of hand 😃
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1071 "2024-02-28T19:08:25Z")
[Speaking of Sexy Scenarios (Pertaining to Control of Congress)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speaking-of-scary-scenarios-pertaining-to-control-of-congress/998185)
No, I don’t know where it came from in my brain.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1072 "2024-02-29T15:10:57Z")
[Tesla Cyberfuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866)
I can’t help it – i just keep seeing this.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1073 "2024-02-29T15:19:01Z")
[Waves from post #935]
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1074 "2024-02-29T18:08:15Z")
[“Juggling” chickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jugging-chickens/998289)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1075 "2024-02-29T18:51:01Z")
Oh man, that was how I read it and I didn’t even realize it was wrong until I saw this post.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1076 "2024-02-29T19:05:16Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> [Tesla Cyberfuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866)
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> I can’t help it – i just keep seeing this.
Perhaps it’s an offshoot of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain implant tech:
> **[What to know about Elon Musk's Neuralink, which put an implant into a human...](https://www.npr.org/2024/01/30/1227850900/elon-musk-neuralink-implant-clinical-trial)**
>
> "Imagine if Stephen Hawking could communicate faster than a speed typist or auctioneer," Musk said as he announced the step. "That is the goal."
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 29, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1077 "2024-02-29T19:21:49Z")
> [@solost](#):
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> Perhaps it’s an offshoot of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain implant tech:
Great
Now I’m seeing that as _Neurafuck_
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1078 "2024-03-01T00:26:06Z")
[Twinkies actors](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twinskie-actors/995986/67)
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2024, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1079 "2024-03-01T05:12:06Z")
[Ghosts (US Version): Who Got Sucked Off In Season 2 Cliffhanger (open spoilers for US and UK even in the OP)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-us-version-who-got-sucked-off-in-season-2-cliffhanger-open-spoilers-for-us-and-uk-even-in-the-op/983990)
Is fellatio that popular among the undead?
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2024, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1080 "2024-03-01T05:46:36Z")
> [@mbh](#):
>
> Is fellatio that popular among the undead?
There’s [nothing misread](https://www.google.com/search?q=ghosts+%22sucked+off%22&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=bee9f631f892af8f&sca_upv=1&channel=ts&tbm=nws&sxsrf=ACQVn0_667PrdGv940GcFtH0onbY8O3zPw:1709271872974&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjxkMD2rdKEAxUvRTABHaYLAsUQ_AUICCgD) about that title.
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