# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 55
### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1081 "2024-03-01T13:30:12Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Great
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> Now I’m seeing that as _Neurafuck_
I think you just gave Neal Stephenson the title of his next novel 😏
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1082 "2024-03-02T01:35:50Z")
[Black Holes option pricing](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-scholes-option-pricing/481641)
I didn’t know that the price of black holes was that volatile.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1083 "2024-03-02T19:10:07Z")
_Ghosts_ will forever spoil the urban legend that the African-adjacent chanting in some covers of Hooked on a Feeling was not “ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka” but rather “who got who got who got sucked off?” because googling it will only return results for Ghosts.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1084 "2024-03-03T15:58:33Z")
[Muting (Hiding) by Threat, Tag or even Forum (Category), or Alerts for new threads by tag or category](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/muting-hiding-by-thread-tag-or-even-forum-category-or-alerts-for-new-threads-by-tag-or-category/997946)
Click on this link and _you’ll be sorry_.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1085 "2024-03-04T22:07:57Z")
[Breaking news: Pornography is an expensive hobby](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-photography-is-an-expensive-hobby/998440)
In my defense I had just seen the thread about teachers making homemade porn, so that’s why it was on my mind.
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### Author:  [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2024, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1086 "2024-03-05T12:03:51Z")
[AI generated art is no different than pornography](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-generated-art-is-no-different-than-photography/998444/33)
Think what you could do with all those extra fingers!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1087 "2024-03-05T20:00:31Z")
[Does bread go mouldy faster than light?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-bread-go-mouldy-faster-when-in-the-light/998380)
Einstein tsk tsks the entire silly notion.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2024, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1088 "2024-03-06T11:09:45Z")
**Juggling chickens**
**Build a better mouse juggler and the world will bear a path to your door**
At some point, the humane society is going to come after all these jugglers. It’s just cruel to be throwing all these little critters in the air like that.
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1089 "2024-03-06T14:58:48Z")
Steve Martin agrees.
> **[Cat Juggling - The Jerk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU%2F)**
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> The cat juggling scene from the Steve Martin film, The Jerk.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1090 "2024-03-06T15:11:34Z")
[Excrement all cells in a column by greater than 1](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excel-increment-all-cells-in-a-column-by-greater-than-1/998541)
What did those cells ever do to you?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1091 "2024-03-06T15:20:13Z")
That is definitely one title _Jackmannii_ where it is perfectly understandable why you would read it like that.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1092 "2024-03-07T22:06:04Z")
[Modern Recipes That Are Barley Recipes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-recipes-that-are-barely-recipes/998544/1)
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1093 "2024-03-08T06:56:46Z")
I don’t know why this happened, because I am quite familiar with the Cybertruck thread. But all of a sudden, when I was skimming new activity, I spotted a [Tesla CyberFuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866/266) thread.
(Some might argue that this was not so much a misreading as a cut-to-the-chase honest description of what’s happening. But who am I to judge?)
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1094 "2024-03-08T12:21:32Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> **Juggling chickens**
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> **Build a better mouse juggler and the world will bear a path to your door**
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> At some point, the humane society is going to come after all these jugglers. It’s just cruel to be throwing all these little critters in the air like that.
Especially if they’re crusty jugglers.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1095 "2024-03-08T12:40:22Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I don’t know why this happened, because I am quite familiar with the Cybertruck thread. But all of a sudden, when I was skimming new activity, I spotted a [Tesla CyberFuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866/266) thread.
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> (Some might argue that this was not so much a misreading as a cut-to-the-chase honest description of what’s happening. But who am I to judge?)
Maybe CalMeachum has gotten into your head 😏
> [@Misread thread titles](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1072):
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> [Tesla Cyberfuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866) I can’t help it – i just keep seeing this.
Or maybe…as you say, it’s like a visual Freudian slip-- your mind converting what your eyes read into a more accurate, honest title 😉
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1096 "2024-03-08T12:54:29Z")
> [@solost](#):
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> Maybe CalMeachum has gotten into your head 😏
And I wasn’t the first to misread that – I missed an earlier citing of that.
Or maybe it’s just that Elon Musk makes us all think of that.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1097 "2024-03-08T17:49:43Z")
[MH370 went missing on 08 March 2014. Amazon’s biggest mystery continues. Amazing.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mh370-went-missing-on-08-march-2014-aviation-s-biggest-mystery-continues-amazing/980835)
You’d think they couldn’t lose something that big, but that’s what you get for not paying for overnight shipping.
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2024, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1098 "2024-03-09T13:28:20Z")
[Cell phone lobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cell-phone-holster/998611)
Must be a member of the family [Ne_ **phone** _idea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephropoidea).
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1099 "2024-03-09T14:01:15Z")
The Cult had a song about that-a lobster telephone.
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1100 "2024-03-10T12:38:54Z")
[Surinam Origin Games.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surname-origin-games/990426) For those folks who just love geography.
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