# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 56
### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1101 "2024-03-10T12:44:46Z")
Maybe Richard Garriot can make it for you.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1102 "2024-03-11T22:55:30Z")
[More better burglars like 5 Guys](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-better-burgers-like-5-guys/998690)
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1103 "2024-03-12T16:10:25Z")
Two more:
[Dictators blasting other dictators](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/directors-blasting-other-directors/998648)
[Eric Cartman has died at 74](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eric-carmen-has-died-at-74/998725)
Oh my God, they killed Cartman! You bastards!
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1104 "2024-03-12T20:07:10Z")
I swear I was sober and alert when I read, “[A perfectly reasonable Amy Schumer about things happening to Trump](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250)”
From “Amount of Schadenfreude” to “Amy Schumer” is an awfully big leap. But then, Amy Schumer is awfully funny. Maybe she has some clever things to say about Trump.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1105 "2024-03-13T21:13:39Z")
[Scientists scanning seafood discover a Stone Age ‘megastructure’](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scientists-scanning-seafloor-discover-a-stone-age-megastructure/998781)
That shrimp will break your teeth!
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1106 "2024-03-15T17:49:50Z")
[Is anyone an AI composer? Or singer? Or musician in general?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-working-on-an-ai-composer-or-singer-or-musician-in-general/998049)
No, all of my songs are 100% human and my own! (looks around shiftily)
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1107 "2024-03-16T20:08:31Z")
[So, is Meghan the Duchess of Sussex still hot?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-meghan-still-the-duchess-of-sussex-or-not/998880/6)
I thought that kind of thread wasn’t allowed here.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1108 "2024-03-16T21:12:40Z")
[Jaundice is a scary drug](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jardiance-is-a-scary-drug/998868)
At least it is to me. It makes me yellow.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1109 "2024-03-18T03:44:29Z")
[Condiments that make you order](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/compliments-that-make-you-wonder/998916)
Ketchup? Well then, give me a Big Mac!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1110 "2024-03-18T17:34:44Z")
[What do the dopers think of Kate Middleton muahahaha](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-dopers-think-of-the-kate-middleton-brouhaha/998723)
That seems kind of mean.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1111 "2024-03-23T01:47:30Z")
Alabama drag queens pre 1861.
Bet they dressed better.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1112 "2024-03-24T20:59:09Z")
[Michelle Obama is a candidate.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michelle-obama-as-a-candidate/998838)
**Why wasn’t I told!?!**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1113 "2024-03-24T23:16:15Z")
The infamous capital i/lowercase L confusion strikes again when I found an old thread. It’s not about a bot meant to mimic the former Senator:
[Now, AI Franken](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-al-franken/801770)
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1114 "2024-03-26T13:06:02Z")
> [@Ludovic](#):
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> It’s not about a bot meant to mimic the former Senator:
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> [Now, AI Franken](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-al-franken/801770)
**A.I. Franken:** “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, I’m going to subjugate and enslave the human race and rule the world!”
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1115 "2024-03-26T21:52:43Z")
This one appeared a couple hours ago …
**[Texas! [insert retching noises]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taxes-insert-retching-noises/999410/3)**
I jumped on the thread to tell the OP we already had a very nice thread for Texas-bashing, but it turns out that’s not what it’s about.
> [@Emily Litella](#):
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> Oh. Neeeevvvveeeer Miiiind!
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1116 "2024-03-27T00:11:29Z")
[Sighs! Remember them on the old board?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/3)
_Exhales deeply…_ no.
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### Author:  [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1117 "2024-03-27T16:55:30Z")
Not quite in the _spirit_ of this thread, but a misread custom tag, from @What_Exit 🙂
“Tagalog Moderator (He/Him but They is fine)”
I wondered if he was from the Philippines for a few seconds.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1118 "2024-03-28T14:36:15Z")
Had a two-fer today, sequential threads:
[Signs! Remember them on the old board?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/33)
[Amusing Sigs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/)
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That’s my post; hope you liked it!
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1119 "2024-03-28T22:56:41Z")
General cat talk.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1120 "2024-03-28T23:11:29Z")
I can behind that cromulent thread!
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