# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 59
### Author:  [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1161 "2024-04-21T15:37:43Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> This one keeps catching me out:
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> **[FAA investigating United for letting roach into cockpit](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faa-investigating-united-for-letting-rockies-coach-into-cockpit/1000547)**
I didn’t realize it _wasn’t_ “roach” until I just opened and read it!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1162 "2024-04-21T17:13:28Z")
[Would you rather get $1 million or three random supplements?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-get-1-million-or-three-random-superpowers/1000564)
I’d choose the supplements. One of 'em could work really great!
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1163 "2024-04-21T18:10:16Z")
Homer’s brain: $1 million can buy many supplements!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1164 "2024-04-21T19:37:45Z")
I have three supplements and no money. Why can’t I have no supplements and three money?
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### Author:  [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1165 "2024-04-21T22:34:18Z")
Every new instance of the “Monthly Photos Competition” thread I read as Monty Python Competition.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2024, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1166 "2024-04-22T12:36:20Z")
**Elephant Stats for Drug Rehab Facilities**
More pachyderms than ever are crowding in for problems with opioid abuse.
Elopement Stats For Drug Rehab Facilities
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1167 "2024-04-22T23:26:26Z")
This thread has been going on for several years but keeps alive. There’s another thread that’s been alive for years now too, and to which I post semi-regularly. I’m real familiar with it. But …
For some reason now I keep reading it as: **[Senior Citizens-- Please tell me this is fake](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572)**
Despite knowing better. Oh, those darn senior citizens: always getting things confused. Laws, thread titles, just everything.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1168 "2024-04-23T01:20:11Z")
I keep thinking that this one needs a name change:
[Who are our current Abe Vigodas? (Number 4 will surprise you!)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-our-current-abe-vigodas-people-you-might-be-surprised-to-learn-are-still-alive/919985/533)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1169 "2024-04-23T21:13:56Z")
[I do not like the witnesses](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-like-the-wilderness/1000483/44)
I assumed that was something Trump said.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1170 "2024-04-24T22:04:03Z")
[Fellow Canadians: what are your selling preferences?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-canadians-what-are-your-spelling-preferences/1000562)
I’m not Canadian, but I prefer a good old fashioned yard sale when I want to sell stuff.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1171 "2024-04-29T02:34:24Z")
[Question for Avian Historians](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-aviation-historians/1000853)
Does it really matter what robins were doing 200 years ago?
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1172 "2024-04-29T17:35:25Z")
[The pornography tips thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-photography-tips-thread/1000889)
How much do 1970s vintage Hustler magazines sell for these days, and where’s the best place to find them?
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1173 "2024-04-30T00:05:40Z")
[Chocolate Grills](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/charcoal-grills/1000877)
Um, won’t they melt? On barbecues, cars, and teeth.
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### Author:  [@Deanna\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deanna_D)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1174 "2024-04-30T00:15:20Z")
I’m honored that my thread made the list! 😁
But I did have a moment of panic, and went back to make sure I spelled “charcoal” correctly!
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2024, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1175 "2024-05-02T11:20:45Z")
[Awesome abortion ban accomplished](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arizona-abortion-ban-accomplished/972110)
Wow, is the OP of _that_ thread in for it.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1176 "2024-05-02T17:51:37Z")
[What’s gotten you woken up this month?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-gotten-you-worked-up-this-month-may-2024-mini-rants/1001008)
Mostly the alarm clock. Sometimes barking dogs in the neighborhood…
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1177 "2024-05-05T14:07:04Z")
[Want to shoot a cat that won’t hunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-shoot-a-cat-with-that-wont-hurt-it/1000672)
Kristi, is that you?
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2024, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1178 "2024-05-07T05:29:37Z")
[Should “The Olympics” Include Fine Arts?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-olympics-include-fine-arts/1001081)
Should “The Olympics” Include Fire Ants?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1179 "2024-05-07T22:01:42Z")
The 100-Meter Dash After You Realize You Inadvertently Stepped Onto A Fire Ant Mound would be a fabulous Olympic event.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1180 "2024-05-08T21:23:06Z")
[Early voting and “I Voted” Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/early-voting-and-i-voted-stickers/1001274)
If I hadn’t had one, I would have been so hangry in line I would have voted for Kodos.
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