# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/101 "2018-09-12T13:09:19Z")
**Elon Musk rockets self destructing** ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/102 "2018-09-12T16:42:30Z")
Common Core Meth? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/103 "2018-09-14T19:55:37Z")
[Most expensive pirate revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862236) Yeargh. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/104 "2018-09-14T20:57:30Z")
Self-reference time: “Misthread read titles.” ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/105 "2018-09-14T22:38:09Z")
I just misread this thread title as Misread thread titties. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/106 "2018-09-18T17:03:01Z")
**Will Escorts ever be as popular as sports?** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/107 "2018-12-12T20:14:52Z")
I keep reading **Oh say can you seeEEEeee…** as **Oh hey, can you say "seeEEEeee"** ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/108 "2018-12-13T17:30:14Z")
My brain keeps trying to make this thread be about plate tectonics: **Was Boca-River Plate the biggest sports showdown in history?** Cognitive dissonance every time! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/109 "2019-01-03T14:44:59Z")
\*\* Returning stuff left behind, a quarry.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/110 "2019-01-17T00:46:46Z")
**Graphical origins of fruit and vegetables** \* Well, oranges are spheres, and bananas are some kind of cantenary? … * * * \*(vs Geographical origins of fruit and vegetables) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/111 "2019-01-24T00:03:35Z")
**Most Ridiculous Jury you have ever had in your life?** “They convicted me in under 3 minutes!!” \*Most Ridiculous Injury you have ever had in your life? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/112 "2019-01-26T14:13:04Z")
I keep misreading **The Perfect PBJ** as… well, you can probably figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/113 "2019-03-01T19:43:47Z")
I always read **Criminally underrated records** as **Underrated criminal records** 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambihelical_Hexnut)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/114 "2019-03-01T20:33:14Z")
At the moment, the threads “Vegetarian in-law at carnivore family dinner” and “How do I go about selling my car?” are listed next to each other in the IMHO forum. My brain merged these two titles into one: “How do I go about selling my dinner?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/115 "2019-03-10T02:46:52Z")
I just read a thread title as “Prunes Flying The Wrong Way In Movies”\*. \*instead of “Planes Flying The Wrong Way In Movies”. Maybe I was fantasizing about an animated WWII film featuring the California Raisins as a crack fighter pilot squad. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/116 "2019-03-26T00:31:46Z")
**Revolting, embarrassingly awful planet names** You’re talking about Uranus, right? Gotta be Uranus. \*Revolting, embarrassingly awful plant names ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/117 "2019-03-26T01:35:09Z")
**How did this extortionist get my (possibly) password?** I keep reading this as “contortionist”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/118 "2019-04-11T12:02:50Z")
\*\* I knew it! They’ve been slipping me diuretic monkeys!\*\* (actual: mickeys) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/119 "2019-04-13T22:29:25Z")
**Does anywhere have laser gun laws than the US?** ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/120 "2019-04-14T00:15:11Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **Does anywhere have laser gun laws than the US?** Yes! I keep tryibg to read it the same way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=7)