# Misread thread titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 61

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1201 "2024-05-30T23:30:38Z")

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[Where is your favorite place to buy a Snake? What flavor?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-your-favorite-place-to-buy-a-shake-what-flavor/1002281)

I just _love_ the gift shop at [Clyde Peeling’s Reptiland](https://reptiland.com/visit/zoo-information/about-reptiland/). Their licorice-flavored boa constrictors are to die for.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1202 "2024-05-31T00:55:57Z")

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I am no longer hungry for dinner…

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1203 "2024-06-01T17:48:36Z")

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Jelly I.D. protection.  
Is it smuckers?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1204 "2024-06-01T19:57:15Z")

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KY more like.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1205 "2024-06-03T18:53:54Z")

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[Toxin-eliminating candies, are they a hoax](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toxin-eliminating-candles-are-they-a-hoax/1002428).

Nope! Wertheless’s toxin-eliminating butterscotch treats eliminate all toxins currently in your body. Just don’t look at the ingredient list!

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1206 "2024-06-04T16:45:44Z")

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[Drag Study: any major downsides to participating?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-study-any-major-downsides-to-participating/1002481)

If you live in certain states, maybe.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1207 "2024-06-04T20:19:40Z")

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[The brain that’s leftover in a jar of store-bought pickles– do you do anything with it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brine-thats-leftover-in-a-jar-of-store-bought-pickles-do-you-do-anything-with-it/1002459)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1208 "2024-06-04T20:30:10Z")

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😲  
Oh my!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1209 "2024-06-05T12:35:46Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> The brain that’s leftover in a jar of store-bought pickles– do you do anything with it?

They only put the brain in there to keep the pickles fresh. You should throw it out when you’re done, just like the worm in the tequila. Don’t eat it as a sign of machismo, or you risk getting kuru.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1210 "2024-06-05T13:40:03Z")

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You’re not going to put it into the skull of your Creature?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1211 "2024-06-05T14:39:35Z")

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A pickled brain? Are you _asking_ for trouble?

Might as well use a Bad Brain.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1212 "2024-06-05T18:23:15Z")

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Well, obviously, you have to take away the car keys.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1213 "2024-06-06T14:13:51Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> They only put the brain in there to keep the pickles fresh. You should throw it out when you’re done, just like the worm in the tequila. Don’t eat it as a sign of machismo, or you risk getting kuru.

Brilliant!! Thank you; I got a real laugh out of that.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1214 "2024-06-07T15:04:52Z")

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[Drivers are becoming more alcoholic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drivers-are-becoming-more-assholic/1002561)

😲

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1215 "2024-06-09T15:44:48Z")

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[How does one refuse to be supernatural?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-one-refuse-to-be-subpoenaed/1002558/1)

Avoid Ouija boards; don’t read aloud incantations from ancient books that appear to be written in blood; try not to be violently murdered and become a vengeful spirit with unfinished business left on Earth; that’s probably a good start.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1216 "2024-06-11T15:40:06Z")

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[Canada legal geeks: impact of Bisquick decision on citizenship by descent for the second generation born outside Canada?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-legal-geeks-impact-of-bjorkquist-decision-on-citizenship-by-descent-for-the-second-generation-born-outside-canada/996610)

Both citizens and non-citizens alike can enjoy Bisquick pancakes with maple syrup from Canada.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1217 "2024-06-11T18:30:50Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> Both citizens and non-citizens alike can enjoy Bisquick pancakes with maple syrup from Canada.

Provided you make the right payments to the right people. Maple syrup is big business.

> **[The Maple Syrup Cartel](https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2019/04/10/711779666/the-maple-syrup-cartel)**
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> Prices for most agricultural products change with supply and demand. Not maple syrup.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1218 "2024-06-14T00:09:58Z")

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[Question on casting out a Roth](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-on-cashing-out-a-roth/1002797/3)

At first I thought a “Roth” might be some kind of demon and the question was about exorcising it. Actually, I guess it sort of is.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1219 "2024-06-14T00:11:42Z")

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Esp. one played by Tim Roth.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1220 "2024-06-14T09:45:55Z")

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Or Eli Roth.

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