# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1241 "2024-07-03T20:52:07Z")
[Do children of the diseased have a right to see the will/trust?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-children-of-the-deceased-have-a-right-to-see-the-will-trust/1003132) Yes, but they should only handle it wearing surgical gloves and a face mask. ---
**Author:** ![Capn\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Capn\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capn_Carl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1242 "2024-07-03T22:09:12Z")
Punk rock band name. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1243 "2024-07-04T02:55:14Z")
[Do dinosaurs inherently encourage suicide or other extreme action?](https://do-doomsayers-inherently-encourage-suicide-or-other-extreme-action) They want all of us to become extinct. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1244 "2024-07-05T17:03:55Z")
**Why AI-generated submarines are not to be trusted** [Why AI-generated summaries are not to be trusted](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-ai-generated-summaries-are-not-to-be-trusted/1003682/5) ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1245 "2024-07-05T17:20:26Z")
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1zJOkdGIQ&t=15s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1zJOkdGIQ&t=15s) Surveillance video shows moment when sinkhole swallows Alton The rest is cut off in the preview. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1246 "2024-07-07T02:28:53Z")
[The utterly dumbest idea for a president?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-utterly-dumbest-idea-for-a-present/1003816) Don’t get me started. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1247 "2024-07-07T03:09:54Z")
Came to post that one, too. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1248 "2024-07-07T13:29:14Z")
Me too. Hardly seems worthy of a thread that way though. One short-fingered word and it’s over. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1249 "2024-07-08T12:59:01Z")
Now I’m reading it as “The utterly dumbest idea for a peasant”. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1250 "2024-07-08T17:59:51Z")
[The arrogance of two-prong outlets!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-annoyance-of-two-prong-outlets/1003812) I guess they think they’re smarter or more refined than those coarse, stupid three-prong ones. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1251 "2024-07-08T18:33:48Z")
Well, they certainly turn their invisible noses up at accepting those beastly uncivilized 3-pronged plugs. Two-prongs are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1252 "2024-07-09T03:22:13Z")
I’ve been reading this one wrong every single time and it causes me temporary panic. It’s plausible because it follows the form of a lot of title edits. One-clicking the potential panic away: [Biden considering dropping out (Update: Biden dies)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biden-considering-dropping-out-update-biden-denies/1003690) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1253 "2024-07-09T16:14:30Z")
[Suggestions for campaign food?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-camping-food/1003919/1) Something like hot dogs. Something that will make you seem like a down to earth regular guy. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1254 "2024-07-10T16:59:36Z")
Cat problem: heater core. “Get Off The Windowsill!” ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1255 "2024-07-10T18:49:29Z")
Technically speaking, I suppose that isn’t really funny, so why am I laughing my head off? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1256 "2024-07-10T19:03:44Z")
[France visibility: Vertical vs. Horizontal](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fence-visibility-vertical-vs-horizontal/1004012) That LePen character has been awfully visible lately, though her dimensions have shrunk. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1257 "2024-07-10T20:52:59Z")
This one gets me: **[Why did my coflex bondage stop sticking to itself? Blister Care](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-my-coflex-bandage-stop-sticking-to-itself-blister-care/1004006)**. I get to the part about bondage, think “hmm, this might be an entertaining and educational thread”, next comes “stops sticking to itself”, which _would_ be a problem, and now along comes “Blister care” and the brakes in my mind go “_Screeech!!! WTF??1!_” as it slams into reverse trying to make sense of this whole thing. > **Not quite SFW explanation of bondage tape for those uninitiated. No unseemly pix, but the url will trigger any IT pr0n-monitors.** > > **[How to Use Bondage Tape in the Bedroom | PinkCherry](https://www.pinkcherry.com/blogs/pinkcherry-blog/how-to-use-bondage-tape)** ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1258 "2024-07-10T21:04:01Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > get to the part about bondage, I’m extremely surprised nobody else noticed! Sorrt it’s not very interesting Sorry I’m posting from my phone and can’t edit well ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1259 "2024-07-10T21:52:20Z")
I bet plenty of people noticed, but weren’t quite ready to share that much in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1260 "2024-07-11T11:03:19Z")
[The most disappointing desert](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-most-disappointing-dessert/1003971) The Atacama really sucks. (Note: the Atacama is probably actually pretty nifty.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=64)