# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1261 "2024-07-11T16:00:04Z")
Death Valley is way too hot. Not enough water. One star. Would not recommend. (I thought about posting that one, too). (Also, I’ve never actually been to Death Valley. It’s probably actually pretty neat.) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1262 "2024-07-12T00:29:25Z")
[Things that make you a shooter, as a teen?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-make-you-shorter-as-a-teen/545207) I was totally expecting a thread about school shootings. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1263 "2024-07-16T05:04:27Z")
[Drug recommendations?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drone-recommendations/979314) Hey, wait a minute! I thought this site, despite the name, was very prim and proper regarding the use of potentially illegal drugs. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1264 "2024-07-16T12:47:35Z")
[Restaurant chains that serve only one meal](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurant-chains-that-serve-only-one-meat/1004221) ---
**Author:** ![GailForce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dfb087/32.png) [@GailForce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GailForce)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1265 "2024-07-16T13:50:03Z")
“Let’s talk about CLEESE!” would be an interesting thread, in my view. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1266 "2024-07-16T16:36:30Z")
Especially his views on Venezuelan beaver cheese. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1267 "2024-07-17T01:37:22Z")
I pit the people giving the window crap for not taking the Presidents call. Window shutters Biden stutters ALWAYS trying to be funny. Hope I succeeded. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1268 "2024-07-17T19:46:21Z")
[Can anyone help me with a pork problem?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-help-me-with-a-work-problem/1003723/11) You’re probably just overcooking it; that’s usually what goes wrong. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1269 "2024-07-18T23:50:28Z")
[Baskin Robins](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-robins/1003897) I was hoping for ice cream and I got birds. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1270 "2024-07-19T13:15:47Z")
[Anyone else affected by this Microsoft Outlook outrage?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-affected-by-this-microsoft-outlook-outage/1004460) I’m so used to fully expecting a rant whenever certain companies are name-dropped in titles (as in, software and hardware which works correctly and doesn’t try to inconvenience you or rip you off are never worth a thread) that I was 100% sure of the word there. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1271 "2024-07-19T13:26:44Z")
I’m so clueless about tech, I felt if I did not identify the specific explanation - as set forth in the texts I received - that I would misstate something in a way that would cause confusion. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1272 "2024-07-20T21:31:26Z")
[LOTR: Frodo Never Had a Chance to Destroy the Onion Ring.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-frodo-never-had-a-chance-to-destroy-the-one-ring-he-is-shown-from-the-very-start-he-cannot-do-it/1004487/2) Poor Frodo. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2024, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1273 "2024-07-23T06:01:18Z")
[A perfectly reasonable Arnold Schwarzenegger about things happening to Trump.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250) Don’t know why I misread this today, but my first thought was “a _reasonable_ Arnold Schwarzenegger?!?!?” ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1274 "2024-07-24T15:33:20Z")
[The decline of the mohel](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-decline-of-the-motel/1001642) I think this is a good trend, if true. I’m sorry, but I really don’t think God meant for that part to be removed. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1275 "2024-07-25T00:15:16Z")
[Unexpected euthanasia for Harris?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unexpected-enthusiasm-for-harris/1004685) I know that a lot of people are putting her down, but euthanasia is too much! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1276 "2024-07-28T17:51:50Z")
I keep seeing [Tesla Cyberfuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tesla-cybertruck/843866), which may actually be appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1277 "2024-07-31T21:12:38Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > [LOTR: Frodo Never Had a Chance to Destroy the Onion Ring.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-frodo-never-had-a-chance-to-destroy-the-one-ring-he-is-shown-from-the-very-start-he-cannot-do-it/1004487/2) > > Poor Frodo. That is _precisely_ what I came here to post. j ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1278 "2024-07-31T22:41:26Z")
Onion rings, to chew them all Onion rings, to dine them Onion rings to feed them all And in the batter fry them. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1279 "2024-07-31T23:04:48Z")
Kamala Harris and the rump. Kindof sums it up ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1280 "2024-08-02T15:06:10Z")
[Punishment for young teen, hiding rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punishment-for-young-teen-hiding-trash/672755) You could make him wear tank tops and shorts, but that seems kind of mean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=65)