# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1281 "2024-08-02T15:12:00Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [Punishment for young teen, hiding rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punishment-for-young-teen-hiding-trash/672755) > > You could make him wear tank tops and shorts, but that seems kind of mean. Sounds like someone needs a scrip for Skyrizi… 🎶 _Nothing is everythiiiing_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1282 "2024-08-04T18:46:12Z")
For a brief second I thought this thread was [Hippies in California](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippos-in-colombia/1005209). ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1283 "2024-08-06T11:01:16Z")
Every time I see the Pit thread **I Pit Split\_p\_j** , my brain starts to read it as “I Split p…” but then it can’t continue further. I think I misread it because “Split” is so close to “pit” and, “I split” is still grammatical. But then my brain freezes because it can’t make a comprehensible sentence out of the whole. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1284 "2024-08-06T20:48:27Z")
My brain does the same! ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1285 "2024-08-07T01:58:49Z")
I thought the same thing about the hippos. [![](https://static.displate.com/857x1200/displate/2023-02-14/195cded35255ba14e448378d93c3e9ec_eb3e9444b5ad2f1ff772dfe052ab65e5.jpg) ](https://static.displate.com/857x1200/displate/2023-02-14/195cded35255ba14e448378d93c3e9ec_eb3e9444b5ad2f1ff772dfe052ab65e5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1286 "2024-08-10T20:39:21Z")
[Should people use their real legal names when fornicating in public forums online?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-people-use-their-real-legal-names-when-communicating-in-public-forums-online/1001339/1) Not necessary, if they can confine their disgusting behavior to a forum like Mundane Pointless Reproductive Moves I Must Share. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1287 "2024-08-14T21:36:39Z")
[Giving Thumbs Up](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-giving-up/1005638) What can I say; I need new glasses. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1288 "2024-08-17T22:39:21Z")
The Woman Factor and Clinton Hair Loss ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1289 "2024-08-18T14:52:29Z")
[Make love only when stoned](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-only-love-when-you-are-stoned/1005857) “Babe, I told you, I couldn’t reach my dealer! Tomorrow, maybe” ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1290 "2024-08-19T01:48:16Z")
[Is it necessary to season a new pie with honey?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-necessary-to-season-a-new-pipe-with-honey/1004771) Honey would probably taste good in a lot of pies, but I wouldn’t say it’s absolutely necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1291 "2024-08-22T14:28:37Z")
[How are wooden pliers maintained?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-wooden-piers-maintained/1006016) They get all gnarly after one use, so I just throw 'em out and get new ones. ---
**Author:** ![Xocomil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xocomil/32/14927_2.png) [@Xocomil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xocomil)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1292 "2024-08-22T23:11:20Z")
[Wow, I didn’t realize some voters know about government!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-realize-how-little-some-voters-know-about-government/1006015) Yeah, me neither. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1293 "2024-08-23T23:55:12Z")
[How are wooden penises maintained?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-wooden-piers-maintained/1006016) I suspect they need less TLC than the regular kind - just dust 'em every week and maybe use a little Murphy’s Wood Soap once in a while? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1294 "2024-08-23T23:59:07Z")
And it’s even easier if you’re a member of King Missile. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1295 "2024-08-26T14:28:34Z")
[Performance goats for plain job](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performance-goals-for-plain-job/1005762) As long as the goats don’t have to climb steep hills, they should perform just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1296 "2024-08-26T21:43:57Z")
I would assume you need performace goats for the _mountains_, but regular goats for the plains. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1297 "2024-08-28T14:56:31Z")
[Jewish characters (beginning with The Beatles) in songs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerkish-characters-beginning-with-the-beatles-in-songs/1006330/38) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1298 "2024-08-28T19:18:51Z")
[Wild-animal cult planned for Namibia to feed needy people](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wild-animal-cull-planned-for-namibia-to-feed-needy-people/1006378) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1299 "2024-08-28T23:11:49Z")
“Max Cohen’s Silver Hammer” is one of my favorites. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1300 "2024-08-29T16:21:09Z")
Every time I scroll through this forum I keep seeing: [No, no, no Seven is not seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-no-no-seven-is-not-even/1006164). Yes, it is. By definition 7=7. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=66)