# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1301 "2024-08-30T00:09:02Z")
The upper case Seven is bigger than the lower case seven, so they aren’t quite equal. ---
**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1302 "2024-08-31T10:22:52Z")
[Senior Citizens-Please tell me this is fake](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake) What, are we living in the world of Logan’s Run? `//i\\` ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1303 "2024-09-03T13:40:36Z")
I’ve posted to both of these and I _still_ misread them: **[Liberal Christmas vs Conservative Christmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-christians-vs-conservative-christians/1006491)**. I guess _everything_ is political now. **[How to program HVAC system when snowboarding](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-program-hvac-system-when-snowbirding/1006532)**. How about “Cold enough to make snow”? ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1304 "2024-09-03T16:15:40Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > How about “Cold enough to make snow”? Fun fact: According to some car blog I read a few months ago, 1970s era AMC cars had a “desert only” setting on their air conditioners. Apparently if you used this setting in a humid climate the AC would literally start blowing snowflakes out the vents. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1305 "2024-09-11T16:23:47Z")
Split this topic on September 11, 2024, 4:23pm UTC 3 posts were merged into an existing topic: [Keyhotea Cornfielded Posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keyhotea-cornfielded-posts/1007125/36) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1308 "2024-09-05T18:24:48Z")
[Cameras with auto functionality as witnesses to crime](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autos-with-camera-functionality-as-witnesses-to-crime/1006776) Funny thing is that works out to almost the exact same meaning. If you had an auto with a camera that was always taking pictures, the camera would be a “camera with auto functionality”. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1309 "2024-09-05T19:47:18Z")
Should I undercook my marijuana ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1310 "2024-09-05T20:37:28Z")
I hear it’s good for baking, but not so good for broiling or canning. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1311 "2024-09-11T12:42:55Z")
[Leftists You Do Not Know Where To Send](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letters-you-do-not-know-where-to-send/961947) Must not be tankies: we can send those to Russia. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1312 "2024-09-11T18:30:56Z")
[What is the first recorded use of the slang term “Fuckstick?”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-recorded-use-of-the-slang-term-funsuck/1007088) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1313 "2024-09-11T19:45:35Z")
[Soup Makers: why such large bars?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soap-makers-why-such-large-bars/1007054) Hey, soup is really big business! You can’t expect us to be satisfied with tiny soup joints having only two tables. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1314 "2024-09-13T12:49:06Z")
No soup for you! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1315 "2024-09-14T13:20:09Z")
[Any cannabis hobbits here?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-cannabis-hobbyists-here/1007248) I always wondered just what kind of “pipeweed” Merry and Pippin were smoking. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1316 "2024-09-14T16:45:06Z")
[Shittiest Universes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shittiest-universties/1007264) Not helped by the typo in the title. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1317 "2024-09-15T16:10:50Z")
[Is it bad to overdose?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-bad-to-overdress/1007049) In most cases, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1318 "2024-09-15T16:42:36Z")
Unless it’s on joy! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1319 "2024-09-15T16:46:37Z")
[Spinach at Arby’s](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signage-at-arbys/1007223) I’ve never been to the US and so never to Arby’s, so I can’t comment if they have spinach on the menu and if yes if it’s any good. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1320 "2024-09-15T19:46:56Z")
I hear Popeye’s has it, tho. 🤪 * * * Apparently that chain’s name is NOT based on the cartoon character, note (on the Gene Hackman character from the French Connection), even tho years ago I would have sworn they used him and esp, Wimpy to sell their fare. ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1321 "2024-09-16T15:48:09Z")
“Would you return a product you had used?” For some reason I read “rectum” and my mind went to it talking about putting products in my rectum. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1322 "2024-09-16T17:27:19Z")
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