# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1323 "2024-09-16T20:41:56Z")
[The 6 greatest British bards of all time](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-6-greatest-british-bands-of-all-time/1007019) The Bard of Avon? Caedmon? William Blake? I named three before reading the title properly. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1324 "2024-09-16T22:06:19Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Not eels! _Somebody_ had to say it. šŸ˜‰ We havenā€™t had a good SDMB in-group meme for a long time. Nothing currently resembles the bygone popularity of ā€œfor 20 minutesā€, ā€œ1920s death rayā€, etc., of old. Maybe ā€œass-eelsā€ is the 2024 addition to that aging collection of bygone memes that will revitalize the fun. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1325 "2024-09-17T13:26:38Z")
[Any cannibal hobbyists here?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-cannabis-hobbyists-here/1007248) While I do enjoy barbecuing many different types and cuts of meat, I havenā€™t tried ā€˜long pigā€™ yet. Itā€™s a very difficult meat to source, and Iā€™m not really a hunter, especially when it comes to the most dangerous game. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1326 "2024-09-17T13:43:07Z")
That misreading has a long and storied history in this thread: **Ground-Up Cannibals Exposed To Air And Sunlight For ~72 Hours; Still Potent?** **I went to the cannibal store today.** **Can one start a thread asking about cooking with cannibals?** **Texas GOP Endorses Cannibalism** [Decriminalization] ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1327 "2024-09-17T14:06:53Z")
[Reasons why the IBM is useless](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reasons-why-the-bmi-is-useless/1007307) Apple fanboy refighting the old PC vs. Mac battle? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1328 "2024-09-17T14:55:32Z")
Who knew the British Medical Institute sucked that badly? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1329 "2024-09-20T23:15:49Z")
[Today I learned about mini-morons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-learned-about-mini-moons/1007510) I dunno, any kind of moron is still too much. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1330 "2024-09-21T19:42:29Z")
[Do you enjoy ā€œblack puppiesā€?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-block-parties/1007515) Likely because I plan to get a black lab next springā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1331 "2024-09-22T22:33:10Z")
[Things that urinate you well beyond their actual importance.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-infuriate-you-well-beyond-their-actual-importance/1006712) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1332 "2024-09-22T23:03:23Z")
I keep seeing [cephalon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalon_(arthropod_head)) cookware questions > [@Calphalon Cookware Questions (regarding their need for TLC)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/calphalon-cookware-questions-regarding-their-need-for-tlc/1007590): > > In the year before Joan (my second wife) died, we bought a nice set of Calphalon cookware online. We never got an opportunity to use them (or even open the box they came in) before she died, so I brought them to Oregon with me when I transferred. I have, of course, unboxed them since I moved into an apartment last year, and have used them pretty frequently. I have given them the TLC that the manufacturer recommends; i.e., I never turn up the heat under them above halfway (itā€™s an electric rangeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1333 "2024-09-23T00:46:02Z")
Better than cephalopod cookware questions. How big a pot do you need for boiled Kraken? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1334 "2024-09-23T18:33:10Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Do you enjoy ā€œblack puppiesā€?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-block-parties/1007515) > > Likely because I plan to get a black lab next springā€¦ Now Iā€™m seeing it as ā€˜Do you enjoy ā€œblack pantiesā€ā€™? Depends on the styling, really. I like tasteful lace and no straps, myself, but de gustibus. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1335 "2024-09-23T19:37:53Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > > [@John\_DiFool](#): > > > > [Do you enjoy ā€œblack puppiesā€?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-enjoy-block-parties/1007515) > > > > Likely because I plan to get a black lab next springā€¦ > > Now Iā€™m seeing it as ā€˜Do you enjoy ā€œblack pantiesā€ā€™? You both did better than [a certain Fox News hostā€¦](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY) (NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1336 "2024-09-25T12:48:12Z")
[Do I Want A Used (Small) Trock, Or Something Else?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-want-a-used-small-truck-or-something-else/1007675) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1337 "2024-09-25T14:36:53Z")
[When did the meaning of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing shit?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-did-the-meaning-of-the-left-hand-not-knowing-what-the-right-hand-is-doing-shift/1007619) ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1338 "2024-09-25T16:59:31Z")
Doesnā€™t Lebron have an army? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1339 "2024-09-26T00:43:10Z")
[What is this thing attached to my butt in microwave?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-this-thing-attached-to-my-built-in-microwave/1007726) Dude, you should not be putting your butt in your microwave. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1340 "2024-09-26T00:57:12Z")
Haha! Thatā€™s awful! Iā€™m tempted to ask a mod to change the title, but I think that thread will die soon. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1341 "2024-09-30T13:35:38Z")
**Frankenstein hits on election dayā€“what happens?** ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1342 "2024-09-30T15:01:49Z")
And the thread youā€™re referring to is which one now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=68)