# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1363 "2024-10-19T19:24:45Z")
[Is Claritin effective against stink foot allergies?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-claritin-effective-against-stings-food-allergies/1008946) Yeah, I also want to know because I’m allergic to stink foot too. Maybe Frank Zappa knows? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1364 "2024-10-20T12:30:28Z")
[MLP Playoffs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-playoffs/1008374) Baseball is magic! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1365 "2024-10-20T13:31:35Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Baseball is magic! What is MLP? I know what MLB Is. How does this change render something magic? ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1366 "2024-10-20T13:34:59Z")
My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic) ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1367 "2024-10-21T02:00:57Z")
Just read one that said What is this tune, as What is this fume. Yes, I know that’s me being too tired. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1368 "2024-10-21T02:18:11Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > What is MLP? I know what MLB Is. > > How does this change render something magic? That’s cute, pretending that you aren’t a brony! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1369 "2024-10-21T09:50:19Z")
When I was in IT one of my business analysts had a ~8yo daughter. Who got him a My Little Pony for his birthday. Being the good Dad that he was, he brought it to work and it lived on his desk. To endless teasing from the rest of the techno-nerds. He even had a little comb and would sometimes brush the luxurious (pink?) mane when the job crazy got too crazy. So I know what My Little Pony is about. I just didn’t recognize “MLP”. Speaking of baseball, how 'bout them Dodgers? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1370 "2024-10-21T18:01:26Z")
[Wet perogies](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wet-perogies/1009028) Wet prodigies? Wet porgies? Wet pogies? Wet probies? Wet perigees?! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1371 "2024-10-21T19:46:43Z")
Wet corgies. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1372 "2024-10-21T19:59:17Z")
I read it as “War perogies” on my first encounter just now. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1373 "2024-10-21T23:12:40Z")
I _want_ to read it as “[Can anyone id this shit or skort](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-anyone-id-this-skit-or-short/1009034/3)”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1374 "2024-10-23T13:43:50Z")
[What’ll it take to allow Cuban to prosper?"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-it-take-to-allow-cuba-to-prosper/980491) Mark’s doing fine as it is, he doesn’t need any more tax breaks. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1375 "2024-10-31T23:32:41Z")
[Attacking a car with a dinky stick - Legalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attacking-a-car-with-a-sticky-drink-legalities/1009522/2) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1376 "2024-11-01T15:54:07Z")
[The “Trad **e** wife” lifestyle: Does anyone else find this appealing, or have personal experience with it?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tradwife-lifestyle-does-anyone-else-find-this-appealing-or-have-personal-experience-with-it/1009528/11) I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about wife swapping. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1377 "2024-11-01T18:38:42Z")
[The death of print journalism: RIP Heath Ledger](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-print-journalism-rip-star-ledger/1009515) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1378 "2024-11-03T18:38:04Z")
[Car on alt right](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-on-all-night/1009107) Bicycles will not replace us! ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1379 "2024-11-03T23:01:47Z")
Even though I’ve seen the thread many times before, but when I was scrolling through the forum just now I momentarily thought I saw “[What Bushisms most baffle Americans?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-britishisms-most-baffle-americans-what-americanisms-most-baffle-brits/1008941/464)” Make the pie higher! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1380 "2024-11-04T01:06:43Z")
How I long for those simpler, more innocent times. 🤦‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1381 "2024-11-05T00:03:32Z")
“[Let’s list all of McDonald’s promises](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/let-s-list-all-of-donald-s-promises),” sure— But they let the iDJiT in, made the brand impure. Serving fries to his flock, a convicted con, Golden arches dimmed, reputation gone. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1382 "2024-11-05T01:33:03Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > Attacking a car with a dinky stick - Legalities No, no - if you read it properly it says, “[Attacking a car with a _stinky_ drink](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attacking-a-car-with-a-sticky-drink-legalities/1009522/21).” What might that be, I wonder? A bleu cheese martini? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=70)