# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 71
### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1403 "2024-12-06T14:08:37Z")
[Monty Python Competition #25 — December 2024 — Texture](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monthly-photo-competition-25-december-2024-texture/1011173)
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1404 "2024-12-09T15:00:16Z")
[Testing new bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasting-new-beers/950724)
Wasn’t that a ‘Black Mirror’ episode?
I think I might need glasses…
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1405 "2024-12-09T16:17:26Z")
[Undead count showing 1, when there are no undead topics](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unread-count-showing-1-when-there-are-no-unread-topics/1010252)
It is so hard to explain to a zombie that we’re not talking about him behind his back.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2024, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1406 "2024-12-10T06:20:02Z")
[Cities the authorities had to name](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cites-the-authorities-had-a-name/1011433)
No, you can’t call it El Toro, we decree it to be Lake Forest!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1407 "2024-12-10T14:14:15Z")
[Obscure lines from communists](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-lines-from-commercials/1011420)
“Communism is like one big phone company.” - Lenny Bruce
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1408 "2024-12-10T15:33:20Z")
[Whence all these f’ing files?!?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whence-all-these-fing-flies/1011442)
I heard they were kept in a storage room next to the pool.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1409 "2024-12-10T21:54:52Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> [Obscure lines from communists](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obscure-lines-from-commercials/1011420)
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> “Communism is like one big phone company.” - Lenny Bruce
“Sing Little Birdie?”
–Mao Tse Tung
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### Author:  [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1410 "2024-12-11T00:17:41Z")
**Whence all these f’ing files?!?**
Maybe the OP has malware on his computer that’s downloading a ton of stuff for nefarious purposes. Or they have a kid clicking on every bleeping thing.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1411 "2024-12-12T00:54:23Z")
[What kind of sperm is this?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-spam-is-this/1011523)
Let me assure you, here at the Acme Artificial Insemination Clinic we use only guaranteed, certified, 100% human® sperm.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1412 "2024-12-12T03:33:36Z")
[Do car jukeboxes die over time?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-car-jumpboxes-die-over-time/1011529)
Not if you change the needle every 3000 miles.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1413 "2024-12-18T02:05:37Z")
Any experiences with Mahomes for Seniors?
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1414 "2024-12-18T22:04:59Z")
[Nobody eats sandwiches anymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandwiches-nobody-eats-anymore/1011714)
(stares pathetically at my BLT) Boy, I am really out of touch…
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1415 "2024-12-19T20:32:48Z")
[How to turn off headlights in Excel](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-turn-off-highlights-in-excel/1011825)
Man, I am so out of touch. I didn’t even know you could run a spreadsheet on a car.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1416 "2024-12-20T14:02:13Z")
**Artificial Duels that became (or did not become) real**
The Hatfields really didn’t have anything against the McCoys, but once folks started sayin’ they did, it jes’ nacherly turned into a real-life feud.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1417 "2024-12-22T22:52:31Z")
[I Want My Ry Cooder](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-rice-cooker/1011965/1)
Yeah, he’s a great musician, a legend, I like him too.
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### Author:  [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1418 "2024-12-23T00:19:01Z")
Hehehe, I read it the same way. He’s not “your” Ry Cooder, he’s all of ours.
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### Author:  [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1419 "2024-12-23T18:55:52Z")
It was just for a moment, but it made me smile:
_“So, what made you smite today?”_
Disclaimer: I do not smite.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1420 "2024-12-23T23:05:53Z")
[What to bring to colorize a new planet](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-bring-to-colonize-a-new-planet/1012055)
Paint, markers, …
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1421 "2024-12-26T20:51:23Z")
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1422 "2024-12-26T21:48:44Z")
[Any way to axe the Edge browser?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-way-to-axe-the-edge-browser/1011996)
I’m sticking with Old Spice, thanks.
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