# Misread thread titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1443 "2025-01-11T13:42:41Z")

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[What would a de-fictionalized economy look like?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-a-de-financialized-economy-look-like/1012815)

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### Author: ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1444 "2025-01-11T14:33:48Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> I’ve had some good pulled pork, but the one time I tried doing it myself it was undercooked and tough.

Oven / BBQ temp no higher than 275F. Use a meat thermometer, wrap in foil when it hits an internal temp of 150F to avoid the ‘stall’, and cook to an internal temp of 200-205F. Take off heat and let rest for an hour or so before pulling.

Yes, I know that was a total thread hijack and I apologize. But I can’t _ **not** _ help someone in need of pulled pork advice.

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### Author: ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1445 "2025-01-11T16:36:28Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> I can’t _ **not** _ help someone in need of pulled pork advice.

And it was great advice! **low** and **slow** is key.

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1446 "2025-01-11T19:32:08Z")

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That is a perfect summary of the MAGA lies this past year! “Fictionalized economy,” indeed.

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### Author: ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1447 "2025-01-13T18:35:21Z")

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[Glacier and Watermelon Lakes National Parks - Who has been?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glacier-and-waterton-lakes-national-parks-who-has-been/1012692/30)

I have to admit, a Watermelon Lake sounds intriguing.

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### Author: ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1448 "2025-01-15T13:35:53Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> So how do I make decent porn at home?

I came here to say the same thing.

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### Author: ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1449 "2025-01-15T20:19:01Z")

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[What is “Granny-Style Bread” called in the USA?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-granary-style-bread-called-in-the-usa/1013022/2)

I don’t know, but I’m picturing the bread in a rocking chair, knitting.

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### Author: ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1450 "2025-01-15T20:24:37Z")

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I think of this:

> [https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.08d37140bd6db71ce27f1dfd3f929c0d?rik=6nA2XlMe3xvTHw&riu=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fphotos%2F3700000%2FThe-Beverly-Hillbillies-Granny-classic-television-revisited-3731350-516-372.jpg&ehk=0g25H%2F0glh0wBVDiIPpuajgGAvU6xquPNU1qU6h0Qrc%3D&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.08d37140bd6db71ce27f1dfd3f929c0d?rik=6nA2XlMe3xvTHw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimages2.fanpop.com%2fimages%2fphotos%2f3700000%2fThe-Beverly-Hillbillies-Granny-classic-television-revisited-3731350-516-372.jpg&ehk=0g25H%2f0glh0wBVDiIPpuajgGAvU6xquPNU1qU6h0Qrc%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1451 "2025-01-16T03:58:36Z")

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[Smoked spats / sardines](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoked-sprats-sardines/1013030)

Bertie Wooster and Jeeves would both shudder at the thought.

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### Author: ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2025, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1452 "2025-01-16T05:17:08Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> [What is “Granny-Style Bread” called in the USA?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-granary-style-bread-called-in-the-usa/1013022/2)
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> I don’t know, but I’m picturing the bread in a rocking chair, knitting.

I keep trying to read it that way, too.

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### Author: ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1453 "2025-01-17T00:18:41Z")

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[How to stymie a cop from using AI to read and answer my email?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-stymie-a-corp-from-using-ai-to-read-and-answer-my-email/1012889)

That’s a pretty enterprising policeman!

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### Author: ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1454 "2025-01-17T22:22:29Z")

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[My daddy was a graverobber, he never hurt nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daddy-was-a-bankrobber-he-never-hurt-nobody/1012862)

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### Author: ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1455 "2025-01-18T19:49:06Z")

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I just read this one as Mistreated Thread Titles.

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1456 "2025-01-20T13:25:17Z")

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Ooh - meta!  
(Did you not link to this thread, because that would destroy the Internet?)

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1457 "2025-01-22T16:24:20Z")

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[Cigar aficiododos](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cigar-aficianodos/1013252)

You might have something there…

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### Author: ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1458 "2025-01-22T16:36:24Z")

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I honestly wasn’t sure if I should use the word cigar in the post or not. I didn’t know if it could apply to other things or not.

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### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1459 "2025-01-22T21:22:30Z")

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I honestly thought the thread was “Fleshlight Recommendations” when I first saw it.

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### Author: ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2025, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1460 "2025-01-25T07:29:34Z")

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[Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Bitrate?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-practical-way-to-increase-the-birthrate/1012655)

You’ll probably have to pay your ISP for a higher speed plan.

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1461 "2025-01-26T13:26:44Z")

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[The Trump Deportation News Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-deportation-news-thread/1013404)

Every time I see this one I get excited, but then I think « What country would take him? »

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1462 "2025-01-27T23:27:35Z")

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[Can someone explain the hype around China’s Deepsteak?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-someone-explain-the-hype-around-chinas-deepseek/1013498)

Ever look at your steak, man? I mean _really_ look?

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