# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 75
### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1483 "2025-02-15T15:36:54Z")
[A question for non-Americans - does your country reverse your constitution like America does?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-non-americans-does-your-country-revere-your-constitution-like-america-does/1014221)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1484 "2025-02-17T14:17:01Z")
[Buddying With Aliens in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buddying-with-allies-in-the-mmp/1014118)
Ridesharing has gotten to be a hassle. They beep angrily if I play anything other than Taylor Swift CDs.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1485 "2025-02-17T21:45:42Z")
[I picked up a dog’s dump today](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-picked-up-a-dumped-dog-today/1014336)
Thank you for cleaning up after your dog, but really, you don’t need to tell us about it.
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1486 "2025-02-18T03:18:10Z")
“Look what I almost stepped in!”
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1487 "2025-02-19T01:42:15Z")
[Who is palpable right now?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-papable-right-now/1014475)
I mean, to a doctor, everyone is palpable, right?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1488 "2025-02-19T13:45:32Z")
Yeah, if you’d just hold still…
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1489 "2025-02-20T16:09:13Z")
[Movies with overlapping cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-with-overlapping-casts/1014577)
The only one I can think of is this abomination:
> **[Cats (2019) ⭐ 2.8 | Comedy, Drama, Family](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5697572/?ref_=fn_all_ttl_1)**
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> 1h 50m | PG
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1490 "2025-02-20T16:42:39Z")
Wow, I’ve been to IMDB pages of some of the worst movies of all time, but I’ve never seen a score as even approximately bad as 2.8.
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1491 "2025-02-22T20:36:10Z")
[I sold a shovel](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sold-a-novel/1014647)
eBay is great, isn’t it?
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1492 "2025-02-27T13:37:14Z")
**Being Struggling To Produce New Air**
A little explanation: the actual title as I saw it was:
[Boeing Struggling To Produce New Air
Force Ones](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boeing-struggling-to-produce-new-air-force-ones/1014357)
And it appeared just like that in the ‘Latest’ column, with ‘Force Ones’ breaking to a new line.
So for a half second, before I successfully parsed it, I thought “ah jeez, another of our members is having health issues, dammit. What a drag it is getting old…”
So, it’s just about plane manufacturing issues. Also not good, but better than my first assumption.
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### Author:  [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1493 "2025-02-27T17:01:09Z")
[So what does the 4.5 trillion dollar house actually mean](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-the-4-5-trillion-dollar-house-bill-actually-mean/1014852/1)
It means even billionaires are getting priced out of this housing market, that’s what!
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### Author:  [@Plutonium\_Chef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plutonium_Chef)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1494 "2025-03-01T01:02:56Z")
Every time I see [Colman’s Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colmans-mustard/1014555) (which is often…) I think of “Colonel Mustard” from the game Clue.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1495 "2025-03-01T02:05:37Z")
Colonel Mustard, in Café Society, with the sharp cheddar!
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1496 "2025-03-02T23:31:29Z")
[What is the most decent way to buy a bulletproof car?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bulletproof-way-to-buy-a-decent-used-car/1014996)
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1497 "2025-03-03T18:33:11Z")
[I don’t understand the end game of the Greenland auction fraud](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-understand-the-end-game-of-the-graceland-auction-fraud/1014787/7)
I thought Greenland wasn’t for sale (although I guess that would indeed make any auction of Greenland fraudulent).
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [March 5, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1498 "2025-03-05T17:21:45Z")
[How should a robot look in a postcard utopia?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-a-robot-look-in-a-post-scarcity-utopia/1015166)
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2025, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1499 "2025-03-06T09:12:37Z")
[Trump and the future of the Department of Eradication](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-and-the-future-of-the-department-of-education/1013887).
Given the way Elon Musk is intent on destroying just about every useful thing the government does, or at least did, “eradication” does seem like the right word, does it not?
ETA @Karen_Lingel : Thoughts of a “postcard utopia” are somehow charming.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1500 "2025-03-06T20:58:09Z")
[What happened to being a Trump?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-being-a-tramp/1015176)
It’s all the rage now.
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### Author:  [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2025, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1501 "2025-03-09T08:35:40Z")
Repurposing an old widow
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1502 "2025-03-09T13:12:43Z")
The CS thread “I’m going to see Alton Brown live” looks like “I’m going to see Alton Brown live”.
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