# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1543 "2025-04-06T17:02:40Z")
[First Measles on death row in Texas - Feb, 2025](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-measles-death-in-texas-feb-2025/1014834/18) My misreading of that says something about Texas, but I’m sure they’ll nurse the condemned back to health before executing them. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1544 "2025-04-06T21:41:30Z")
Grumpy old Ladies around here. Could be anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![melaniethewitch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melaniethewitch/32/18930_2.png) [@melaniethewitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melaniethewitch)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1545 "2025-04-07T17:10:40Z")
;-; whyyyyyyyyyyy ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1546 "2025-04-09T16:06:33Z")
[Izod Lactose polo shirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/izod-lacoste-polo-shirts/1016811) Is that a special shirt for breastfeeding mothers? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1547 "2025-04-09T16:16:53Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > Is that a special shirt for breastfeeding mothers? I thought I’d made a mistake! You got me! ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1548 "2025-04-09T16:17:22Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > Is that a special shirt for breastfeeding mothers No, that would be an _Izod Lactate_. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1549 "2025-04-11T15:05:24Z")
Only 30-50% of people have inner monologues? I know I’ve skimmed past that thread many times. For some reason today my brain decided it was “Only 30-50% of people have inner mongooses?” ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1550 "2025-04-11T21:27:39Z")
What are your experiences with quilting sodas? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1551 "2025-04-14T23:01:19Z")
Off-board, but this sounds like a really good idea: [Ape helping Kentucky first responders manage mental health](https://www.wkyt.com/2025/04/14/app-helping-kentucky-first-responders-manage-mental-health/#:~:text=So%2C%20first%20responders%20need%20to,when%20working%20through%20natural%20disasters.&text=Stacy%20says%20before%20the%20flood,wellness%20app%20for%20first%20responders) Orangutans can drive golf carts and star as supporting actors in film, so this seems like a no-brainer. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1552 "2025-04-15T14:56:50Z")
[Commercial bone broth: is any of it real? ELI5](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/commercial-bone-broth-is-any-of-it-real-or-is-it-all-made-of-lies/1016866/6) ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1553 "2025-04-17T16:16:56Z")
Do you respect some areas of “vulva expertise” yet disdain others? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1554 "2025-04-18T13:19:12Z")
[So does Mike Myers not have a dick any more?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-mike-myers-not-a-dick-any-more/1016718) What happened- terrible curling accident? ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1555 "2025-04-18T15:02:25Z")
Did he shut off the containment unit, and let the ghosts escape? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1556 "2025-04-19T15:33:48Z")
[Finally, I’m not ashamed of my Harvard condom](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-im-not-ashamed-of-my-harvard-connection/1017063) They toned down the bright crimson color? ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1557 "2025-04-19T16:15:28Z")
[I’ve got beers!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-bees/1013236/66) Aww, that sounds more fun than the actual thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1558 "2025-04-20T15:57:47Z")
[Cheating on the Texas Library](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheating-on-the-texas-lottery/1017255) There’s a tempting Barnes & Noble in Fort Worth…but it would be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1559 "2025-04-20T18:30:47Z")
[Feathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flearthers/1017216) What a vague thread title! Ohhh, flearthers, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1560 "2025-04-20T20:36:33Z")
“If Mike was an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines.” ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1561 "2025-04-20T23:12:19Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [Cheating on the Texas Library](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheating-on-the-texas-lottery/1017255) > > There’s a tempting Barnes & Noble in Fort Worth…but it would be wrong. I am giggling insanely. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1562 "2025-04-20T23:31:15Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > [Feathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flearthers/1017216) > > What a vague thread title! Ohhh, flearthers, never mind. You say that like you know, without mouseovering the title or reading the OP, what that term actually means. I’ve already posted about the problematic spelling of the actual title in the other thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=79)