# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/141 "2020-02-29T14:23:16Z")
**Email’s homophobe** ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/142 "2020-03-01T03:26:03Z")
The Trolling feature is enabled. Here’s how to use it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/143 "2020-03-01T16:16:02Z")
**Has anyone here used Voltaren God, and if so, what was your experience?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/144 "2020-03-02T20:59:43Z")
**Dog Owners-Need Recommendations for an Automated Felcher** ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/145 "2020-03-04T04:05:08Z")
[How do I replace a neighbor’s face with my own?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891048) ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/146 "2020-03-06T15:38:53Z")
New thread… In search of video comparing castrato/male soprano/countertenor/boy Not being a music person I misread castrato to be something else. I don’t want to see a video. ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/147 "2020-03-06T16:27:44Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > New thread… In search of video comparing castrato/male soprano/countertenor/boy > > Not being a music person I misread castrato to be something else. I don’t want to see a video. After research I basically read the title correctly. I learned something new. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/148 "2020-03-06T17:14:27Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > After research I basically read the title correctly. I learned something new. You learned that the something else was the something after all? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/149 "2020-03-07T21:37:33Z")
**After you pewter or spay a cat, can you tell them apart without looking underneath?** [not helped by the typo in the 3rd word there] ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/150 "2020-03-09T12:56:40Z")
Two this morning: **Otitis, the Cat With No Fears** That would be the opposite of our cat, the one that is all fears. **OK, we all know cows are creepy, but…** There’s just something satanic about the look of an animal chewing its cud. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/151 "2020-03-17T16:41:44Z")
**Anyone here willing to admit to hoarding turtle paper or hand sanitizer?** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/152 "2020-04-03T04:06:59Z")
\*\* Do animals brine well? Mammals anyway? \*\* Everyone brines poultry, but what about, say, squirrels? Do animals bruise, well, mammals anyway? ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/153 "2020-05-18T17:12:21Z")
**Anyone have any opinions on Dr. Boner cleaning products?** Tell me I’m not the only one who keeps seeing that. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/154 "2020-05-18T19:02:15Z")
There was [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=414960) thread. (Warning: It’s in the Pit, the title is NSFW.) The original title: “Do I look like Little F\*\*\*ing Lord Fauntleroy?” Which many of us misread as “Do I look like I’m f\*\*\*ing Little Lord Fauntleroy?” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/155 "2020-05-19T03:15:39Z")
**Do pots tend to be good judges of character?** They’re always calling the kettles black. Do pets tend to be good judges of character? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/156 "2020-07-04T15:52:58Z")
[Navy: What determines which chip in a tortilla is the flagchip?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/navy-what-determines-which-ship-in-a-flotilla-is-the-flagship/914226) Dontcha mean which chip in the _nachos_ is the flagchip? (Must be lunchtime…) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/157 "2020-07-17T19:36:35Z")
Fill me in with Mrs Butterworths syrup I like syrup too, but I’d only fill myself with real maple syrup. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/158 "2020-07-20T20:25:38Z")
Feds ‘teabagging people’ in Portland ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/159 "2020-08-03T22:06:07Z")
[Was Regis Philbin an Urban Legend?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-regis-philbin-a-legend/917142/9) I saw some shaky, blurry video or a purported Regis Philbin sighting in the Pacific Northwest. [Norsemen, aka Dorkiest Sitcom Ever Filmed](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/norsemen-aka-darkest-sitcom-ever-filmed/823341) They’ve got some really strong competition for “dorkiest”. “Did I do that?” ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/160 "2020-08-21T00:15:14Z")
[What could a photograph do to be worth $12000?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-a-phonograph-do-to-be-worth-12000/918617/3) Well, if it’s worth 1000 words, and each word costs $12… [How often do you feel like fraud?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-feel-like-a-fraud/918493) You know, I think I’m in the mood for some fraud today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=9)